Real Fake People!
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. “If there’s somebody there to help you through each thing, then who are you? Are you you? Or are you us? And then if you’re us, then who the hell are we?” — Nicky2States, Miss Rap Supreme
9. “Another hot molten hot lava bomb tonight!” — Randy Jackson, American Idol
8. “You guys are like my sisters that I would have sex with.” — Dave, The Real World
7. “Friday says, ‘I take risks and wear yellow.’ Thursday says, ‘I’m approachable because I wear T-shirts, just like everyone else.’” — Amanda, The Paper
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Chad sounds kind of like the first chapter of “Everything is Illuminated.”
That Amanda chick from The Paper makes me laugh. The whole show does actually. “… because I wear t-shirts, just like everybody else.” HA.
Amanda from the Paper reminds me of Tracy Flick from “Election”
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rleUPHX8yfM)
Wang Bone = teh awesome.
I loved it when Nicky2States said that “alcohol lowers your prohibitions.”. That is a pearl of wisdom Cord. Remember that. Pearl.
If I am me on Thursday can I still wear the yellow shirt? Or do I have to be you being us? Are you you in the zone of hot lava? You are me and you are us in the bright sunshiny wonder. Are you singing to me because my boobs look big? Or is it the wang bone talking? Come on – you know you want me like you do your sister. We could be us together, you and I and her.
Oo - sorry guys. I just read what I wrote. New meds. I’m so high I can see your house from here. But you know - I do feel better!
Fluffy T - no worries - you can still wear the yellow shirt on Thursday if you are you, but only if it’s a t-shirt.