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6. "You're supposed to be singing to the most gorgeous girl that you've ever seen in your life. And, regrettably, I am not that person." — Andrew Lloyd Webber to David Cook, American Idol
5. "I'm looking across the bar and seeing a woman flashing her boobies at me and I gotta go say hello to this." — Dave, The Real World
4. "This bitch does not look like America's Next Top Model. This bitch looks like a man." — Sinceer, Flavor of Love 3
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Chad sounds kind of like the first chapter of "Everything is Illuminated."
That Amanda chick from The Paper makes me laugh. The whole show does actually. "… because I wear t-shirts, just like everybody else." HA.
Amanda from the Paper reminds me of Tracy Flick from "Election"
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rleUPHX8yfM)
Wang Bone = teh awesome.
I loved it when Nicky2States said that "alcohol lowers your prohibitions.". That is a pearl of wisdom Cord. Remember that. Pearl.
If I am me on Thursday can I still wear the yellow shirt? Or do I have to be you being us? Are you you in the zone of hot lava? You are me and you are us in the bright sunshiny wonder. Are you singing to me because my boobs look big? Or is it the wang bone talking? Come on – you know you want me like you do your sister. We could be us together, you and I and her.
Oo - sorry guys. I just read what I wrote. New meds. I'm so high I can see your house from here. But you know - I do feel better!
Fluffy T - no worries - you can still wear the yellow shirt on Thursday if you are you, but only if it's a t-shirt.