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3. "Seeing Tila for the first time, it was almost like seeing Jesus." — Nick, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila 2

2. "Some gentleman was invited back to the house by Sarah. Things like that just help me realize that Sarah is definitely going to cheat on her boyfriend … so I do have a sense of hope." — Will, The Real World

1. "Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things of that nature? To simulate wang bones, which I come stocked with, of course." — Chad, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila 2
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Chad sounds kind of like the first chapter of "Everything is Illuminated."
That Amanda chick from The Paper makes me laugh. The whole show does actually. "… because I wear t-shirts, just like everybody else." HA.
Amanda from the Paper reminds me of Tracy Flick from "Election"
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rleUPHX8yfM)
Wang Bone = teh awesome.
I loved it when Nicky2States said that "alcohol lowers your prohibitions.". That is a pearl of wisdom Cord. Remember that. Pearl.
If I am me on Thursday can I still wear the yellow shirt? Or do I have to be you being us? Are you you in the zone of hot lava? You are me and you are us in the bright sunshiny wonder. Are you singing to me because my boobs look big? Or is it the wang bone talking? Come on – you know you want me like you do your sister. We could be us together, you and I and her.
Oo - sorry guys. I just read what I wrote. New meds. I'm so high I can see your house from here. But you know - I do feel better!
Fluffy T - no worries - you can still wear the yellow shirt on Thursday if you are you, but only if it's a t-shirt.