Reality Bytes

Real Fake People!

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "If Flav sends me home after everything … I'll sneak back into his house and snip off his testicles in the middle of the night." — Sinceer, Flavor of Love 3

9. "I'm officially no longer a magic virgin. And it did hurt. It was very painful, and I think we might even break up." — C. Thomas Howell, Celebracadabra

8. "You just like me for my penis." — Dave, The Real World

7. "Flav, I think you cool. You gotta do what you gotta do. My daughter gotta do what she gotta do. And whatever happen gonna happen. I think there's gonna be a Flavor 4. You're all wasting your time." — Sinceer's drunk dad, Flavor of Love 3

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May 1, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 10 Responses

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Comments (10)

No. 1 SeriousStyle says:

How did Paula not win?

Posted: May 1, 2008 at 4:02 pm

No. 2 Frowny McBeard says:

Also, how is what's Sinceer's dad said stupid? I have a feeling that he'll be borne out eventually.

Although the notion of him being so chummy with someone out to screw his daughter and then ultimately reject her is kinda creepy.

Posted: May 1, 2008 at 4:07 pm

No. 3 SeriousStyle says:

On second though, how did Sinceer's Dad not win, or at least place higher? I didn't see it, but that shit seems funny.

Posted: May 1, 2008 at 4:08 pm

No. 4 meadow says:

gheee heee heee w/ Tommy Howell. i don't care…mmmm i still gots me a schoolgirl crush on his fine ass.

Posted: May 1, 2008 at 4:28 pm

No. 5 Kitchy says:

I got a brother named Sodapop. Even says so on his birth certificate.

Posted: May 1, 2008 at 4:59 pm

No. 6 YerMom says:

Oh yea, I love me some C. Thomas Howell.

Posted: May 1, 2008 at 5:54 pm

No. 7 Yeah Baby says:

I love Dominique. So freaking deluded. Are they letting her and her missing toof stay just for shits and giggles?

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 12:19 am

No. 8 admittedlyaddicted says:

SS, it WAS hilarious. Everyone was at this nice dinner, including Flav's mama, and then drunk ass starts ranting off about how everyone is wasting their time. hahaha! They just sat there staring at him while he went ON and ON…classic.

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 9:44 am

No. 9 Dewellah says:

I watched that episode of Flavor of Love - that was just ONE funny ass thing that drunk man said - there were more! This comment was spoken right in front of Flav's mom. The look on her face was priceless…

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 9:48 am

No. 10 gayledi says:

C. Thomas Howell, Celebracadabra What is this show? Is it like Soul Man?

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 11:11 am