Reality Bytes

Real Fake People!

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "This is a transvestite. I'm sorry. But you're a beautiful tranny." — Paulina Porizkova, America's Next Top Model

9. "I didn't see anything, so I'm not going to accuse anybody. But I will say that Rocco and Hal are very competitive, and I believe it was sabotage." — Ant, Celebracadabra

8. "I wear pink shoes, that means that I should know something about flowers." — Richard, Top Chef

7. "Where are we going [on tour]? What are we doing? We're gonna go to Europe and San Antonio." — Adam Levine, American Idol

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May 8, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 6 Responses

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Tagged: Adam Levine, American Idol, Flavor Flav, Miss J, Paula Abdul, Paulina Porizkova, Reality Bytes, Reality TV, Spencer Pratt, The Hills, Top Model

Comments (6)

No. 1 adrianne says:

i LOVE reality bytes! i look forward to it every week. thank you whitney!

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm

No. 2 stopthemadness says:

i'm so glad number 3 made the cut.

whitney, i think you have infected my brain. i actually woke up this morning and for a moment… just a FLEETING moment… wondered if season 1 of the hills is on DVD.

oh god. what's happened to me?

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 7:12 pm

No. 3 ManBearPig says:

I'm going to have to put you down, STM. ::grrr fase::

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 8:37 pm

No. 4 stopthemadness says:

please, manbearpig. do it. put me out of my misery.

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 10:17 pm

No. 5 chezsan says:

I don't watch ANTM this cycle, so I have a question: Is Dominique a transvestite? For real? I watched an episode early on, and I could've sworn that Claire was the transvestite. What is going on?

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 8:14 am

No. 6 Cait says:

Seriously, Richard can do no wrong in my book…even though he wears pink Crocs and tried to buy sunflowers.

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 5:39 pm