Real Fake People!

6. "I'm not even listening. I'm not even listening. La la la la la la la la la go away." — Spencer, The Hills

5. "I think purple makes an edit a happy edit. I think it says, 'Be optimistic! Your story only needs some of these minor changes.'" — Amanda, The Paper

4. "I have a culinary boner right now, knowing that I'm going to be working all night." — Andrew, Top Chef
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i LOVE reality bytes! i look forward to it every week. thank you whitney!
i'm so glad number 3 made the cut.
whitney, i think you have infected my brain. i actually woke up this morning and for a moment… just a FLEETING moment… wondered if season 1 of the hills is on DVD.
oh god. what's happened to me?
I'm going to have to put you down, STM. ::grrr fase::
please, manbearpig. do it. put me out of my misery.
I don't watch ANTM this cycle, so I have a question: Is Dominique a transvestite? For real? I watched an episode early on, and I could've sworn that Claire was the transvestite. What is going on?
Seriously, Richard can do no wrong in my book…even though he wears pink Crocs and tried to buy sunflowers.