Reality Bytes

Real Fake People!

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. “Don’t be a vulture, learn your culture.” — Flavor Flav, Flavor of Love 3

9. “You gotta mope around and be like wahh wahh … call the f–cking wambulance, bro.” — Dave, The Real World

8. “I’m not used to riding bulls. I’m used to riding small petite little things, cause I’m usually the one doing the bucking.” — Chad, A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila

7. “It’s not always about you, OK? It’s not always about me. I mean … of course it should be.” — Kimora Lee Simmons, Life in the Fab Lane

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May 15, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 2 Responses

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Tagged: American Idol, Flavor Flav, Flavor of Love, Gay, Kimora Lee Simmons, Randy Jackson, Simon Cowell, The Real World, Tila Tequila, Top Model, Tyra Banks

Comments (2)

No. 1 queencrone says:

Oh, am I the first commenter on this? Do I have to break the news to Chad about California?

I love my state right now!!

Posted: May 15, 2008 at 9:55 pm

No. 2 admittedlyaddicted says:

i heart reality bytes. :)

Posted: May 16, 2008 at 11:39 am