6. "You walked in as sweet young girls — one from Honolulu, Hawaii, and the other from Atlantic Beach, Florida — you guys could not be further apart!" — Tyra, America's Next Top Model

5. "The minute you start swallowing, like, deep-throating a balloon, people stop." — Lisa Ann Walter, Celebracadabra

4. "Kim and I's relationship — there is a physical attraction, we have hooked up, but I don't think she likes me. I think if anything, it's kind of like she peed on me, like a dog, to mark her territory." — Dave, The Real World