Real Fake People!
6. "You know how I think about this: The cream rises to the top. OK? Where there's smoke there's fire. You can use every analogy in the world. It takes care of itself." — Ron, The Bachelorette
5. "I raise earless goats." — Contestant, So You Think You Can Dance
4. "Maybe I'll take it as a compliment. I look like an 80s hooker. A high-priced hooker, I mean, that's not bad." — Denise, Denise Richards: It's Complicated
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If you can tolerate walking on broken glass… you still probably couldn't tolerate Tila.
Thanks, Whitney, these are HIGHLARIOUS.
I love the fact that he walked on "broken glass" for Tila and freaked out because his feet were all cut up. Then she gets up and does it herself and says "You know why that wasn't so bad? Because it's fake!" LOL He must have felt like such a douche bag!
"Sometimes the tree gets knocked down before it ever gets to bear its fruit."
I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that dude. Once the tree gets knocked down it's dead. If it bears fruit when it's dead, I'm pretty sure thats like zombie fruit. I don't think your supposed to eat it at that point. I think it says no eating zombie fruit in the Bible, or maybe it was Good House Keeping, I always get those two mixed up.
Oh, and I want an earless goat. Though I don't know how I would call it.