Reality Bytes

Real Fake People!

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "I need everybody right now to look up to the ceiling. Just look up there, because I think the sprinkler system is gonna come off, that was so darn hot! That's what I'm talking about! Woo!" — Mary, So You Think You Can Dance

9. "[When you get the key to the city] it means that you are having a day for you!" — Aoki Lee, Kimora Lee Simmons: Life in the Fab Lane

8. "Bringing up races, I feel like there's a race for your heart." — Sean, The Bachelorette

7. "I found out that a bisexual is the girl likes two boys and two girls. I think it's kinda gross." — Bo's little brother, A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila

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Jun 12, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 5 Responses

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Comments (5)

No. 1 kate says:

Jay… that is the BEST thing to say after being on that show! LOVE IT!

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 5:45 pm

No. 2 kate says:

Jay's comment is absolutely perfect! I mean retarded!

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 5:45 pm

No. 3 Frowny McBeard says:

I'd like to give it up for Bo's little brother. As long as he was talking about Tila and not bisexuality in general. Because yeah, she's gross.

Posted: Jun 13, 2008 at 10:51 am

No. 4 meadow says:

oh, the hilarity. :)

Posted: Jun 13, 2008 at 4:11 pm

No. 5 Lisa says:

Anyone notice any similarities with Graham's lyrics and the lyrics to Round Here by the Counting Crows?!

Posted: Jun 17, 2008 at 12:50 pm