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3. "I do like pigs. … As long as they're, you know, cooked right." — Nicole, The Mole

2. "Step out the side door like a bird into the sky…" — Graham, The Bachelorette

1. "I said, Jonathan, you have to marry an Asian girl. A Jewish girl is not gonna do it for you because all day all you want is soy sauce and teriyaki sauce." — Jay's mom, A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila

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Jun 12, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 5 Responses

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Comments (5)

No. 1 kate says:

Jay… that is the BEST thing to say after being on that show! LOVE IT!

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 5:45 pm

No. 2 kate says:

Jay's comment is absolutely perfect! I mean retarded!

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 5:45 pm

No. 3 Frowny McBeard says:

I'd like to give it up for Bo's little brother. As long as he was talking about Tila and not bisexuality in general. Because yeah, she's gross.

Posted: Jun 13, 2008 at 10:51 am

No. 4 meadow says:

oh, the hilarity. :)

Posted: Jun 13, 2008 at 4:11 pm

No. 5 Lisa says:

Anyone notice any similarities with Graham's lyrics and the lyrics to Round Here by the Counting Crows?!

Posted: Jun 17, 2008 at 12:50 pm