What I like about Midget Mac (What a horrible name, by the way. What were his parents thinking? Talk about adding insult to injury.) is that his quote actually appeared onscreen during the "I Love Money" show. This, my dears, is an admission of guilt for actually watching it. But it's sad that he can't speak well enough for us to understand without a little cc going on.

I love, "So You Think You Can Dance"!

And Tila's quote is a perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black.

Thank you. I can go on for another week.

Is Megan sure her dog is retarded? It might just be a chihuahua. By all means save the dogs, fuck the retarded kids. That aren't as photogenic. You are doing Gods work Megan.

ARGH! Myself HATES IT when it is portrayed in a different way than methinks of myself!

I can't watch So You Think You Can Dance. The chick that looks like a low-rent Rachel Ray…what has she done to her face? I get so distracted thinking about why she can't seem to close her mouth. Is that Botox gone wrong? What's the deal with that?

What about the retarded cats?!

Well….uh….at least Pumkin is honest?….:S

ATTN MOLLYGOOD MGMT: I formally request that Nigel Lythgoe's name be removed from this list, as I find his brand of lechery to be quite charming and undeserving of this fraternity.

Mia Michaels on the other hand, often appears to confuse the judges' table with the world's saddest coffeehouse slam poetry open mic nite. If her cadence starts to slip even a hair towards bebop, I'm out.

Lucy you are the weirdest kind of racist I ever heard of.