Real Fake People!

Every week, a bunch of ???real??? people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.


10. “Like, I really don’t feel bad for homeless people.” ??? Brittany, Queen Bees


9. “Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends were very nice, but I’m a one girlfriend kind of guy, not, like, five. Or 10.” ??? Cody, Living Lohan

8. “We got one more people to introduce.” ??? Dave, The Real World Reunion

7. “You can catch jerpes in [hot tubs].” ??? Hulk, Brooke Knows Best
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Jul 17, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 19 Responses
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Comments (19)

No. 1 Lale says:

The saddest part of all of this is that I missed the premier (?) of Queen Bees.

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm
No. 2 Addicted to Addiction says:

What IS Queen Bees?? I can’t believe I don’t know about a trashy reality show…

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 3:55 pm
No. 3 Kate says:

Oh there is so much to say…

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 4:16 pm
No. 4 Kate says:

And i don’t know about ‘jerpes’ but my friends little brother was writing a paper for school about some nonsense, and instead of writing h-e-r-p-e-s… he wrote h-e-r-e-p-s. So now we call them Hereps (hee-reeps). It makes burn-y icky sores just that much more funny.

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 4:18 pm
No. 5 Lale says:

My little sister’s name is Laura, but we’re Cuban American, so you have to say the “r” clipped a little bit. Well a friend of hers tried once, but inadvertantly put a little twist on it. You know who will never, EVER live that one down? My sister, Larda.

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 4:30 pm
No. 6 vagarious says:

AH…who has to write papers for school on STDs? Man, that would be torture.

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 4:32 pm
No. 7 Lady Eunice Andatramph says:

MORONS!!! all of them.
Remember kids, do your math homework!

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 4:47 pm
No. 8 MagStar says:

Aw. QueenBees makes me miss high school. (sigh) After my nose job when I was 16, I knew exactly how Stassi felt.

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 4:56 pm
No. 9 Keeblerkahn says:

So much stupid to comment on I just don’t know where to begin. Is it wrong I already wish harm on the Queen Bee girls?

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 4:57 pm
No. 10 sar says:

No Shear Genius? AGAIN? Even after bravo practically made it impossible for PR watchers NOT to watch? :(

About quote #1… I was ugly most of my life (until i grew the giant boobs - in college!) and trust me, people are going to stare either way. dumb lady.

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 5:32 pm
No. 11 vagarious says:

Um…Sar, wouldn’t that have made you flat most of your life, not ugly? I don’t think they really equate to the same thing. I know plenty of people with huge boobs who are still ugly as hell!

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 6:45 pm
No. 12 sar says:

fair enough vagarious…. but in the most generic man-terms, i think the 2 are a little more easily equated.

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 9:01 pm
No. 13 judgeMENTAL says:

wow. i never thought i would see the day when there were so many people who are dumber than a bag of rocks. how did we get here?

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 9:09 pm
No. 14 blah says:

It’s a sad day when the only person on this list who has thier shit together is a Lohan.

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 10:14 pm
No. 15 ilnazhad says:

Stassi isn’t even attractive. And I’m tired of people pretending they want to be ugly. Why is she caked is makeup and why is her hair styled?

Posted: Jul 18, 2008 at 12:16 am
No. 16 burton21 says:

Each week, a bunch of “real” people contribute to the decline of Western Civilization. These are their stories.

Posted: Jul 18, 2008 at 2:28 am
No. 17 Helen Skor says:

Blah, don’t forget Heidi!!

Posted: Jul 18, 2008 at 9:54 am
No. 18 Stoney says:

Fuck the homeless!

Posted: Jul 18, 2008 at 3:46 pm
No. 19 sara says:

would u like to find some we all interested in…here is a dating site named ——-Tallmeet.c o m ——.hope u get some fun

Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 1:45 am
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