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6. "We walk into the restaurant and all these Mexicans were dancing on the stage and bouncing around, going, like, 'Ayayayay!' I have Mexican family members, but they're just not, like, that Mexican." — Pumkin, I Love Money
5. "That was just butt ugly." — Heidi Klum, Project Runway
4. "I do have ugly friends, but I don't go out with them at night." — Brittany, Queen Bees
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The saddest part of all of this is that I missed the premier (?) of Queen Bees.
What IS Queen Bees?? I can't believe I don't know about a trashy reality show…
Oh there is so much to say…
And i don't know about 'jerpes' but my friends little brother was writing a paper for school about some nonsense, and instead of writing h-e-r-p-e-s… he wrote h-e-r-e-p-s. So now we call them Hereps (hee-reeps). It makes burn-y icky sores just that much more funny.
My little sister's name is Laura, but we're Cuban American, so you have to say the "r" clipped a little bit. Well a friend of hers tried once, but inadvertantly put a little twist on it. You know who will never, EVER live that one down? My sister, Larda.
AH…who has to write papers for school on STDs? Man, that would be torture.
MORONS!!! all of them.
Remember kids, do your math homework!
Aw. QueenBees makes me miss high school. (sigh) After my nose job when I was 16, I knew exactly how Stassi felt.
So much stupid to comment on I just don't know where to begin. Is it wrong I already wish harm on the Queen Bee girls?
No Shear Genius? AGAIN? Even after bravo practically made it impossible for PR watchers NOT to watch? :(
About quote #1… I was ugly most of my life (until i grew the giant boobs - in college!) and trust me, people are going to stare either way. dumb lady.
Um…Sar, wouldn't that have made you flat most of your life, not ugly? I don't think they really equate to the same thing. I know plenty of people with huge boobs who are still ugly as hell!
fair enough vagarious…. but in the most generic man-terms, i think the 2 are a little more easily equated.
wow. i never thought i would see the day when there were so many people who are dumber than a bag of rocks. how did we get here?
It's a sad day when the only person on this list who has thier shit together is a Lohan.
Stassi isn't even attractive. And I'm tired of people pretending they want to be ugly. Why is she caked is makeup and why is her hair styled?
Each week, a bunch of "real" people contribute to the decline of Western Civilization. These are their stories.
Blah, don't forget Heidi!!
Fuck the homeless!