Reality Bytes

Real Fake People!

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "How do you spell 'roommate'?" — Brooke Hogan, Brooke Knows Best

9. "No matter where I go, I always look good because it's your hair that makes you look good." — Camille, Queen Bees

8. "I've been in that situation, Twitch. I've had a woman banging on my door … but I wouldn't let her out. No matter how hard she banged, she wasn't leaving the room." — Nigel Lythgoe, So You Think You Can Dance

7. "I think Heather and myself have hit it off pretty well. She likes to party, she likes to strip — things are looking good at this point." — 12 Pack, I Love Money

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Jul 24, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 8 Responses

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Comments (8)

No. 1 MagStar says:

Brooke must have read in a health book that women "deal" with emotions,menopause, PMS and stuff. There is no way "she" would know that. Brooke is straight-up a dude!

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 3:48 pm

No. 2 Farah says:

“I know you think I look like Paris Hilton, and we do live similar lifestyles: I date many men, eat at five-star restaurants, vacation at exclusive spots, but the truth is we have one thing in common: crabs. … Is that good?” — Brittany, Queen Bees

YOU have GOT to be kidding me!?!?
she's proud of her crabs
pleasekillmenow

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 3:52 pm

No. 3 Another says:

All complete nonsense aside, if Brooke Hogan isn't "into" voting, why does she still feel the need to voice her opinion (on national televison) about who should and shouldn't be president?

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 3:58 pm

No. 4 Keeblerkahn says:

Is Nigel talking about rape? Because that's what it sounds like.

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm

No. 5 janice says:

Nigel: "It rubs the lotion on its skin…"

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 4:25 pm

No. 6 blah says:

I like the idea that Brooke isn't into voting. Do we really want her having a say in our political process? Stupid, ignorant people voting is how we've ended up with crappy Presidents (not naming any of course).

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 4:33 pm

No. 7 sar says:

I'm premenstrual and I have feelings!!!

Somebody just got a new favorite phrase.

Oh..Oh crap I just read #1… she killed my new favorite phrase.

I guess I'm gonna have to settle for my #2 pick, "that's defacing my face."

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 6:11 pm

No. 8 killorn says:

Whitney, I again implore you to leave my Nigey alone. It's disrespectable.

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 7:25 pm