Real Fake People!
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I am going to fight with everything that is from toe to head of me." — Jessie, Big Brother
9. "A little bit broader, bigger. Articulate each word. Make it delicious." — Ali's director, Living Lohan
8. "I don't really know what a poodle nose looks like, but poodles are cute so I take it as a compliment." — Camille, Queen Bees
7. "She has a dark sense of humor, which is probably why I like that baby so much. … It just reminds me of me when I was a kid. And when she runs the stroller into the dog, it just brings me back to those times." — Jeff, Flipping Out
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Who loves Tim Gunn? I do! I do!
These posts make Thursdays my favorite day on Mollygood.
Tim Gunn is too precious for words.
Why would it be embarrassing to talk about your kids unless you are embarrassed of them? Most parents WANT to talk about their children…nonstop usually. Stupid bitch, I can't stand that slut! She's makes me really feel for Charlie, in ways I never thought possible.
Dee totally creeps me out. She looks too intense at the models. Gross.
denise richards makes me want to fight giraffes.
quit putting your kids on tv, you insufferable jackass.
V, it could probably be embarrassing to talk about her kids because she only wants to talk about herself; I mean why does she want to waste her breathe on them when she can just make herself look better. And I totally agree with you, I can't stand her either, she is just a publicity whore because she is not even an actress anymore.
V, it could probably be embarrassing to talk about her kids because she only wants to talk about herself; I mean why does she want to waste her breathe on them when she can just make herself look better. And I totally agree with you, I can't stand her either, she is just a publicity whore because she is not even an actress anymore (hmm, or was she ever?).
Let's be honest here, do you we think Denise ever qualified as a real actress? How hard is it to play yourself?
I wish Denise Richards was a lesbian midget. I'd set her up with Verne Troyer's publicity whore ex. They would make a perfect couple. And I would want videotaped footage (no, not of those two having sex) but of her tossing Denise's ass across the room. Hey, after that McCain snafu, I believe fairy tales can come true.
I smell a commie bedbugs, what an image that was!
She was embarrassed because for some stupid-ass reason, she thought promoting her show wouldn't include people asking about having her children on the show. There was at least a dozen times during that show where I yelled "THEY ARE ASKING YOU ABOUT YOUR SHOW!!" at the tv.
Didn't anyone hear? "Ali's Director" is actually an award-winning porn director (thank god for standards of quality). Putting that in context makes his "direction" much more humorous.
You included SHEAR GENIUS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :-D Huzzah and hip hooray and all that! Jazz Paws!
Make it work!!
I LOVE Flipping Out. Jeff Lewis' logic is hysterical, and sometimes, somehow, he totally makes sense. OH! I am just remembering that in my dream last night, there was a schpiel posted after an episode that Jenny got sick and they wouldn't be completing the show. That was a dream, right?