Real Fake People!

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.


10. "They say the only two things on earth that can survive a nucular blast are cockroaches and slop." — Michelle, Big Brother


9. "Let's wax each other's mustaches!" — Gisbelle, Queen Bees

8. "There will be no lazy smurfs in my camp." — Laurie Ann, Making the Band

7. "This sushi chef is so pushy, trying to feed me all kinds of fish with tentacles and testicles and fried duck and guinea pig." — New York, New York Goes to Hollywood
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Aug 21, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 14 Responses
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Comments (14)

No. 1 Sarah says:

When I was a kid my friend once shouted - REALLY LOUD - in a crowded movie theater, "WATCH OUT FOR ITS TESTICLES!!!" She meant tentacles. Still makes me laugh Junior Mints out my nose.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 4:22 pm
No. 2 Luz says:

I. Love. Tim. Gunn.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 4:24 pm
No. 3 yourmom says:

Sarah, in my head that means that there is a constant supply of Junior Mints stored somewhere in your nasal cavity just for that purpose.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm
No. 4 Sarah says:

That's why they're there. Duh.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 4:31 pm
No. 5 sar says:

At first D-Boy looked like Jai from Queer Eye. but then I saw that his lips had not been plumped like so many ball park franks.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 4:45 pm
No. 6 BDLine.net Danni says:

I was hoping against hope that this Tim treasure would end up here. :o)

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 5:14 pm
No. 7 Sarah says:

YM, I should have been clearer; You might know from recent comments that I do many a gross dirty things. Stockpiling Junior Mints in my sinuses is merely one of them.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 5:21 pm
No. 8 Nature says:

Isn't Tim Gunn both Jurassic and gay?

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 6:21 pm
No. 9 jeem says:

Nature: He's Cretaceous, actually; the chalky demeanor is a dead giveaway.

That episode of Project Runway had more great lines when RuPaul got going. "Hide the candy" is my favorite new phrase.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 6:40 pm
No. 10 YerMom says:

Mmm, junior mints…

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 9:15 pm
No. 11 Magstar says:

I was hoping a testicle line would have been featured from I Love New York. I guess they have to edit that stuff out.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 9:28 pm
No. 12 vagarious says:

Sarah I laughed for about 5 minutes at the mental image of someone shooting junior mints out their nose. This from someone who had a bad reflux of shooting Dr. Pepper out my nose as a kid because I always seemed to drink it and laugh at the same time.

BTW, why can't I sign in, its pissing me off. It is too the right password!

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 11:28 pm
No. 13 Sarah says:

Laughing foodstuffs out one's nose… it's a bittersweet thing, Vag, it really is. *sigh*

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 11:32 pm
No. 14 bloopie says:

Does anyone else have trouble seeing these celebrity quotes and the accompaning pics? I love them and can never see all of them.

Posted: Aug 22, 2008 at 9:03 am
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