Real Fake People!
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "They say the only two things on earth that can survive a nucular blast are cockroaches and slop." — Michelle, Big Brother

9. "Let's wax each other's mustaches!" — Gisbelle, Queen Bees

8. "There will be no lazy smurfs in my camp." — Laurie Ann, Making the Band

7. "This sushi chef is so pushy, trying to feed me all kinds of fish with tentacles and testicles and fried duck and guinea pig." — New York, New York Goes to Hollywood
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When I was a kid my friend once shouted - REALLY LOUD - in a crowded movie theater, "WATCH OUT FOR ITS TESTICLES!!!" She meant tentacles. Still makes me laugh Junior Mints out my nose.
I. Love. Tim. Gunn.
Sarah, in my head that means that there is a constant supply of Junior Mints stored somewhere in your nasal cavity just for that purpose.
That's why they're there. Duh.
At first D-Boy looked like Jai from Queer Eye. but then I saw that his lips had not been plumped like so many ball park franks.
I was hoping against hope that this Tim treasure would end up here. :o)
YM, I should have been clearer; You might know from recent comments that I do many a gross dirty things. Stockpiling Junior Mints in my sinuses is merely one of them.
Isn't Tim Gunn both Jurassic and gay?
Nature: He's Cretaceous, actually; the chalky demeanor is a dead giveaway.
That episode of Project Runway had more great lines when RuPaul got going. "Hide the candy" is my favorite new phrase.
Mmm, junior mints…
I was hoping a testicle line would have been featured from I Love New York. I guess they have to edit that stuff out.
Sarah I laughed for about 5 minutes at the mental image of someone shooting junior mints out their nose. This from someone who had a bad reflux of shooting Dr. Pepper out my nose as a kid because I always seemed to drink it and laugh at the same time.
BTW, why can't I sign in, its pissing me off. It is too the right password!
Laughing foodstuffs out one's nose… it's a bittersweet thing, Vag, it really is. *sigh*
Does anyone else have trouble seeing these celebrity quotes and the accompaning pics? I love them and can never see all of them.