Reality Bytes

Real Fake People!

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "This wine tastes like a mar-lett." — Creepa, From G's to Gents

9. "You: pretty, pretty, happy, happy, pitch stories!" — Kelly Cutrone, The Hills

8. "Cow dung — the poops of the cows." — Josephine, Exiled

7. "I need you to be more tranny, baby. Laverne, go tranny on 'em, baby." — Mike, I Want to Work for Diddy

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Aug 28, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 9 Responses

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Tagged: Big Brother, In Touch, Jesus, Kelly Cutrone, Project Runway, Reality Bytes, Reality TV, Spencer Pratt, The Hills, Tim Gunn

Comments (9)

No. 1 sar says:

Sounds like Jerry could show you the ins and outs, too.

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 5:23 pm

No. 2 MyOpinionCountsToo! says:

What's the problem? I love mar-lett!

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 5:28 pm

No. 3 RaShaSha says:

Why does Sister Patterson have an arm coming out of the side of her neck???

Gah-rossse!

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 5:36 pm

No. 4 burton21 says:

I think she had the extra arm attached to be closer to Jesus. Don't make me explain the logic, I'm not the one with the extra arm coming out of my neck.

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 5:41 pm

No. 5 lava says:

i think that's a mormon thing. something about a temple.

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 10:45 pm

No. 6 Whoville says:

Can Spencer make it be un-his ugly ass mustache?

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 11:28 pm

No. 7 dena says:

lol un-my sister is the dumbest

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 11:58 pm

No. 8 Keeblerkahn says:

Spencer is a good words talker. Or as he might put it, a cunning languageist.

Posted: Aug 29, 2008 at 11:53 am

No. 9 sar says:

hahaha Keeb!

A good words talker. I'm stealing it.

Posted: Aug 29, 2008 at 12:49 pm