Reality Bytes

Real Fake People!

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "I'm gonna tell you what my problem with you is right now: You love to spread your legs." — J. Alexander, America's Next Top Model

9. "Agility I think is, like, when you play sports." — Brandi C., I Love Money

8. "There's always a lot of thoughts flowing through my mind, so I just begin to release my tongue." — New York, New York Goes to Hollywood

7. "Nick would never hurt John, like, John was his best friend, you know? And they're acting like this was intentional, I'm like, 'How do you intend to crash into a tree?'" — Brooke, Brooke Knows Best

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Sep 4, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 11 Responses

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Comments (11)

No. 1 Alice says:

Reading these quotes makes me so happy that I don't watch any of these horrid shows. Give me politics, the real reality show of the day.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 5:00 pm

No. 2 YerMom says:

I LOVE MONEY is one of my guiltiest pleasures.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 5:08 pm

No. 3 Stoney says:

Brooke: Fuck off and die you ignorant manbeast price of trash.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 5:10 pm

No. 4 Malcom says:

OMG! When i heard Stephanie Pratt say that i was like.. thats so going on mollygood…even Lauren was like. WTF?.. ps that show needs more gays…

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 5:50 pm

No. 5 Erica says:

I almost peed myself listening to Renny argue about time zones. At least she FINALLY figured it out. :)

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 6:00 pm

No. 6 ManBearPig says:

What that show needs is a good anthrax scare, maybe some pregnancies, and we can always aim for a cliffhanger. Literally. Ala Sylvester Stallone.

Maybe all of them can fall to their deaths.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 7:30 pm

No. 7 Addicted to Addiction says:

I say it every week and i will continue to say it. I LOVE this weekly segment. I may or may not have been drinking. What?

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 8:46 pm

No. 8 lava says:

i don't think renny in fact knows his time zone. and i HAVE been drinking. it's 11 o'clock in oklahoma.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 11:53 pm

No. 9 say what? says:

best comment on ANTM was from (I think) Michael K over at dlisted.

he told jay to return the "village of the damned" wig.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 12:03 pm

No. 10 vagarious says:

I too suck at spitting and am a much better swallower, but I would never say so on tv…then again I would never go on tv.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 12:08 pm

No. 11 sar says:

me either. being on tv would be a nightmare.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 4:04 pm