Real Fake People!
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Why are the camels yelling at me?" — Bjorn, Exiled
9. "I would never take one of my friend's food and then ate it on my own." — KellyAnne, The Island
8. "I don't even know what I'm supposed to f–king bring to Morocco … definitely going to need a lint roller cause it's sandy, definitely need my day bag, my Louis and my Lacoste." — Bjorn, Exiled
7. "It looks like you got a testicle on your lip." — Johnny, The Island
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Support? In what way, Charlie?
LOUL. Suppourt four her nou-nous.
That has me snourting, like the half pig I am. Hou-hou-hou, oui oui!
There might be an untapped market for infant evening gowns.
I gotta catch the full RW/RR Island show, I kept falling asleep for the beginning. Everyone HATES Johnny and I don't remember him being that hated. In fact, I kinda like him. Maybe that's my problem… always attracted to the hot assholes. That is meant figuratively, of course.
sweet mother of god, toot my booty up….I'm going to be saying that for weeks!!!
"edge out" and "weave" in one sentence is like….
"classy" and "Aubry O'Day" in one sentence.
Of course it is possible. But there would be also need for a "not".
Awww, go easy on the Hulk. My daughter is only 5, but I intend on telling her that she is "perfect" when she gets older & whines about her body!! (even if she looks like a SUMO wrestler.. seriously)