Real Fake People!
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "I feel like my uterus had a workout." — Brooke, Brooke Knows Best

9. "Have you seen Batman? It should have been called Joker." — Spencer, The Hills

8. "My responsibilities are just to make sure that I'm breathing." — Marissa, Exiled

7. "Kissing an old man wasn't the worst thing I ever had to do; I had to kiss [Flavor] Flav." — Hoopz, I Love Money
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Didn't Hoopz win the show? Ouch for Flav.
I also love the new pop song Jen appears to be writing.
And Brook, don't become a stripper. Just pick up your beans.
I watched ANTM and I thought "Beans? What the hell is she talking about?"
The next time someone complains to me about something, I'm going to say "Well, that's life. You just pick up your beans and you keep on rolling."
It has officially been added to my repertoire of weird expressions that my friends think I just make up.
I like to drop random phrases like that too. I like to see people stare at me, confused.
Whoa, how is what Hoopz said stupid? I think that might be the most accurate and intelligible thing anyone has ever uttered on that show.
The other day at the Coney Island I used the expression "food baby" and my friend said "What the fuck is that??" I was like "You know, when your pants are a little tighter…no? It's a real thing that people say, dammit!"
My friend uses that phrase all of the time Luz! It makes me laugh every time. One random term I like that I heard on my radio morning show is "neck queef", I use it anytime anyone makes a strange noise.
That wacky Brooke Hogan. Like anyone's going to believe he has a uterus, worked out or not.
Love this section, Whitney. However, you could make it even more interesting by adding the context in which the remarks were made like you did when you were at Jossip :) Without the context it's a little flat.
What I liked was when she Hannah was kicked off Top Model and then she started crying. My friends and I yelled at the screen that she needed to pick up her effing beans!
Fourfour (best ANTM recap blog eva!) Had a montage of her talking about how she is from Alaska. Seems like another woman who had been in the news a lot lately.
brook has a uterus?