Real Fake People!

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.


10. "I feel like my uterus had a workout." — Brooke, Brooke Knows Best


9. "Have you seen Batman? It should have been called Joker." — Spencer, The Hills

8. "My responsibilities are just to make sure that I'm breathing." — Marissa, Exiled

7. "Kissing an old man wasn't the worst thing I ever had to do; I had to kiss [Flavor] Flav." — Hoopz, I Love Money
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Sep 25, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 12 Responses
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Comments (12)

No. 1 sar says:

Didn't Hoopz win the show? Ouch for Flav.

I also love the new pop song Jen appears to be writing.

And Brook, don't become a stripper. Just pick up your beans.

Posted: Sep 25, 2008 at 5:25 pm
No. 2 oilybohunk7 says:

I watched ANTM and I thought "Beans? What the hell is she talking about?"

Posted: Sep 25, 2008 at 5:30 pm
No. 3 Luz says:

The next time someone complains to me about something, I'm going to say "Well, that's life. You just pick up your beans and you keep on rolling."
It has officially been added to my repertoire of weird expressions that my friends think I just make up.

Posted: Sep 25, 2008 at 5:32 pm
No. 4 oilybohunk7 says:

I like to drop random phrases like that too. I like to see people stare at me, confused.

Posted: Sep 25, 2008 at 6:07 pm
No. 5 burton21 says:

Whoa, how is what Hoopz said stupid? I think that might be the most accurate and intelligible thing anyone has ever uttered on that show.

Posted: Sep 25, 2008 at 6:21 pm
No. 6 Luz says:

The other day at the Coney Island I used the expression "food baby" and my friend said "What the fuck is that??" I was like "You know, when your pants are a little tighter…no? It's a real thing that people say, dammit!"

Posted: Sep 25, 2008 at 6:32 pm
No. 7 oilybohunk7 says:

My friend uses that phrase all of the time Luz! It makes me laugh every time. One random term I like that I heard on my radio morning show is "neck queef", I use it anytime anyone makes a strange noise.

Posted: Sep 25, 2008 at 6:46 pm
No. 8 Whoville says:

That wacky Brooke Hogan. Like anyone's going to believe he has a uterus, worked out or not.

Posted: Sep 25, 2008 at 7:15 pm
No. 9 kev says:

Love this section, Whitney. However, you could make it even more interesting by adding the context in which the remarks were made like you did when you were at Jossip :) Without the context it's a little flat.

Posted: Sep 25, 2008 at 8:49 pm
No. 10 Slayer says:

What I liked was when she Hannah was kicked off Top Model and then she started crying. My friends and I yelled at the screen that she needed to pick up her effing beans!

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 at 2:42 am
No. 11 oilybohunk7 says:

Fourfour (best ANTM recap blog eva!) Had a montage of her talking about how she is from Alaska. Seems like another woman who had been in the news a lot lately.

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 at 7:33 am
No. 12 sprout says:

brook has a uterus?

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 at 10:56 am
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