Reality Bytes

Real Fake People!

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "My team is a bunch of freakin' hooganigans." — Heat, I Love Money

9. "Boom! Who cares what Lauren thinks? Boom!" — Doug, The Hills

8. "We've got retarded broads in our freakin' palapa." — Johnny, The Island

7. "I'm definitely the center of attention of my family because I'm the cutest one." — Meleny, Exiled

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Oct 2, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 10 Responses

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Tagged: Dancing With the Stars, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Reality Bytes, Reality TV, Television, The Hills

Comments (10)

No. 1 MissScarlette007 says:

I look forward to Reality Bytes every week. It makes me feel so much smarter than I really am. Just like watching Intervention makes me feel like I'm not an alcoholic.

Posted: Oct 2, 2008 at 4:33 pm

No. 2 brenda says:

wow these people are stupid!

Posted: Oct 2, 2008 at 4:34 pm

No. 3 Addicted to Addiction says:

Yeah!

Sidenote: Are Cohutta and Kelly Anne still together? I haven't seen them interact at all…

Posted: Oct 2, 2008 at 4:35 pm

No. 4 jujubees says:

Do you think Heat was trying to combine hooligans and shennanigans to make a new word? I'd like to see some hooligan shennanigans.

Posted: Oct 2, 2008 at 5:04 pm

No. 5 vagarious says:

I've never seen this Island show, but that palapa line and the accompanying picture, well I laughed my ass off.

Oh and what is this I Love Money? Looks like I'm missing a train wreck in action.

Posted: Oct 2, 2008 at 6:05 pm

No. 6 sar says:

HOONANIGANS: pl. n., from the irish, hooooo-nah-nee-gan, meaning a trick played upon a poonanny, but the speaker is unsure whose poonanny it was.

Posted: Oct 2, 2008 at 7:12 pm

No. 7 lava says:

i should google these shows. the only names i recognized were kelly anne and cohutta. they were so cute! on the one and only season of real world i managed to watch.

Posted: Oct 3, 2008 at 12:25 am

No. 8 Reggie says:

My point is precisely this. I want to fart in Kim Kardashian's mouth.

Posted: Oct 3, 2008 at 4:24 am

No. 9 Chelsea says:

No 3–I'm so ashamed to be answering this, but…

I don't think they are. The first episode (I swear people, I only watched like 10 minutes of it!) Kelly Anne said they'd decided to just be friends after Australia.

Posted: Oct 3, 2008 at 7:44 am

No. 10 ChanelMe says:

maybe we should ask kim kardashian about being paris' best friend and see what kind of quote we get….

Posted: Oct 3, 2008 at 9:52 am