Real Fake People!
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I thought my [outfit] was more grammatically correct for the occasion." — Sinsu, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
9. "I'll always be stuck with Rachel because I have Jewish guilt. Even though I'm not Jewish." — Taylor, The Rachel Zoe Project
8. "I've never kissed a girl before. That's pretty horrible, when people ask you, 'Have you kissed a girl before?' I'm like, 'Yeah, on the forehead,' but I don't really say, 'Oh, it's my mom.'" — Brian, The Pick Up Artist
7. "Holly must have talked Heidi into writing LC some apology letter and, like, 'Let's make peace.' I didn't know about it, I didn't even get to read it or spell check it." — Spencer, The Hills
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HA! I knew #1 would be on there as soon as she said it.
SHIT! Now you know I watch it…
When I heard the "smoking balls" quote I immediately thought of Reality Bytes.
I had no idea Charm School was on. I've already set the series to record. It's going to be comedy gold. Remember to always keep your butt crack covered ladies. You know I got a commie for my classiness.
I've really missed Lacey's shenanigans. Throwing apples at bitches heads is what I call a good time.
juju, it's going to be great…i can't wait! ha! you're in Dallas, we should host watch parties. :)
That's a good idea. But we'll need strict rules. Everyone has to keep their tops on.
dammit. count me out.
Quote #10 would be funny, however, i'm pretty certain that she said "thematically" not "gramatically"
"I thought my [outfit] was more grammatically correct for the occasion."
OMG! Paris has found someone that makes her look smart.
Hi-five on picking almost all of the same quotes the chose for this week's The Soup! Are they reading MG and letting you do the work for them, you think??