Real Fake People!
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "If you was like me when I was in school, there was all love. I'd walk in, they'd be like, 'What's happening? Woot woot. Woot woot woot woot.'" — Snoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg's Father Hood
9. "We actually get to throw our dead weight overboard. I'm just trying to figure out a way to tie some bricks to these girls' chests so when they hit the water they go right to the bottom and we never see them again." — Evan, The Gauntlet III
8. "I decided if I was going to lose any money it was gonna be at the bar, where I could at least double my vision." — Scott Baio, Scott Baio is 46 … and Pregnant
7. "Being a big dude is like being a pick-up truck. Everybody wants to use him when it's time to move something." — Big, Rob & Big
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Am I the only one who thinks Scott Baio's is a little clever? God, I need some sleep.
No, Janice, I LOVE SB! And I'm fully rested! :) He's clever and cute and disgustingly charming!
#7 TRY MOVEING YOUR ASS.
#4 THE VOICE OF EXPEREINCE
I have a crush on Evan from the Gauntlet 3.
I love Rob & Big, I totally wish they were my neighbors. And that Simon Cowell quote was hilarious.
haha, thanks, GG :)
I was a little worried there. Baio forever!
I'm going to say that I would not like Cousin Cool Joe, or whatever, to teach my sons about anything to do with the penis. Keep that to yourself Cool Joe.
…..because, you know, all the retards want is a nice 'do'…..
Big brother has a way of finding the most inspirational and enlightening members of society.
as a mother of a child w/autism, i'd like to kick that adam guy's ass!!! who the fuck does he think he is calling children with disabilities "retards"?!?!
This is one of my favorite new features on this site. I've always been a big Gauntlet/RW/RR fan and I gotta say, I miss Mike aka The Miz. Talk about crush… what can I say? I go for the dumb jocks.
Simon, my children agree wholeheartedly with that.
Especially if your mum likes to dance on the kitchen table.
#3 was hysterical- - he was on spot with that one.
PS- Is anyone watching the ANTM pre-show shows?
Damn, I didn't know they were having a pre-show. Is it a recap type show or are they doing previews?
#6 Karaoke host sounds an awful lot like Scientology. Wouldn't you agree, Tom?
#4 What about your dick and another man?
I burst out laughing when Chris said that last night on PR. Love that man! Quite snarky. He burst out laughing, which earned him a dirty look from Tim Gunn.
Oh I love Scott Baio's show. I'm actually a lot more like him than I'd care to admit. But as soon as Trainwreck Brady comes on VH1, I change the channel.
Juju- ANTM is doing these recap shows of the past season before Cycle 10 begins I think on Feb 27. Each episode has a theme like "worst meltdowns"- its pretty fabulous. Last week we got to see Shady and all her cheating glory.
It's so close and I can't wait. In two weeks we'll get to see more weaves and Nigel than I think I can handle. I hope they found some really crazy girls. The last cycle was kind of boring. Except for Heather.
mae, I used to like Evan too! (Esp the hiding of the hernia in his first challenge. Hey tough guy!) But it seems as though the diseased, moral-lacking culture that permeates through the Challenge participants has consumed his soul. I blame Coral.
Also, Rob & Big is the funniest thing on TV.
Your number 1 reality show quote is disgusting and deplorable. You would think someone who works with Autistic children would have some heart and integrity, but no, its just another one of those pathetic, barbaric assholes who are trying to get their 15 minutes of fame