Real Fake People!
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "We thought it was time to take a tour of the hospital where our daughter's life would begin and mine would end." — Scott Baio, Scott Baio is 46 … and Pregnant
9. "She acted as if I was riding on an alligator. I don't ride alligator, I ride cows." — Grayvee, Flavor of Love 3
8. "This is how I do my dishes: Shannon, dishes! Cook me some food! Now!" — Perry, Make Me a Supermodel
7. "It was boring, your voice sounded a bit whiny, you looked terrified, and it looks as if you've been shut up in your bedroom for about a month, you know, you look verging on haunted." — Simon, American Idol
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Marvita = Chris Rock
(and I love Lisa's b-friend!)
I definitely see the Chris Rock in Marvita, but I think she looks more like Farnsworth Bentley.
I don't think Marvita got enough Jesus in her. I see her pulling a nutty by the 3rd or 4th episode. And I think it will be all over the girl from Somalia. I can't remember any of their names yet.
I understand what paula is saying about the colors. There so bright man, I can see trails. Awesome.
You're giving her a lot of credit, juju. 3rd or 4th episode? That girl is going postal way before then. I'm trying to decide who's gonna be the drunk and who's gonna be the drama queen. I think everyone is going to want to throw down with Miss "I went to Cornell, therefore I am BETTER THAN EVERYONE" Dominique. Speaking of her, any guesses on if she's black, white, hispanic, or a combination?
She'll either beat someone down or just fug up her pictures so badly they can't keep her any longer. Her pictures looked like she was pissed. She needs to learn to tone down the angry and turn up the, FIERCE!. I think she'll be one of the first to go.
I'm not sure which girl you mean? Dominique was the tranny girl. Katzyacaka or whatever went to college and was working in some office. But she hates it and longed to bust out of her cubicle and model. I think she will ultimately lose because she's relying on pretty.
I'm glad you thought that girl looked like a man too, Jujubees.
Was that prep episode good? I only caught the end. My TiVo missed it.
ManBearPig is sad.
Cheer up manbearpig (what the fuck is that name about?) They show the last weeks show sometime, maybe on Tuesdays?…..not sure.
It was good in the sense we get to figure out which cliche they are from the previous cycles. I really like the cliche latina girl with accent. But I also like goofy girl who will transorm into bitch after the makeover. It's really hard to tell who I'm routing for.
Overall I'm just sad there was no Nigel. But next weeks looks really good. Paulina has them in a line and breaks all their flaws down for them. She calls out tranny on being trannylicious. And then tells another girl her face is all smooshed. I bet she makes someone cry.
manbearpig, would you say your droppings are similar to pig droppings?
Juju, the droppings are similar, but more manbearlike.
Cooter, honey, baby, sweetie, I'm half man, half bear, half pig.
Wouldnt that be thirds?
No. Halves!
Ok..Ok! 3 halves make a whole.
ManBearPig is a vicious killer!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795284/
I knew it.