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3. "I know I can sing, it just doesn't come out that way." — Keisha, Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious
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2. "I love hearing how your voice goes in and out of these beautiful colors. I think there's going to be a lot of colors of Danny coming out." — Paula, American Idol
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1. "When my pastor saw the show last season, she was like, 'You need some more Jesus.'" — Marvita, America's Next Top Model
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Feb 21, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 14 Responses
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    No. 1 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Marvita = Chris Rock

    (and I love Lisa's b-friend!)

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    No. 2 Jen says:

    I definitely see the Chris Rock in Marvita, but I think she looks more like Farnsworth Bentley.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    I don't think Marvita got enough Jesus in her. I see her pulling a nutty by the 3rd or 4th episode. And I think it will be all over the girl from Somalia. I can't remember any of their names yet.

    I understand what paula is saying about the colors. There so bright man, I can see trails. Awesome.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    No. 4 mae says:

    You're giving her a lot of credit, juju. 3rd or 4th episode? That girl is going postal way before then. I'm trying to decide who's gonna be the drunk and who's gonna be the drama queen. I think everyone is going to want to throw down with Miss "I went to Cornell, therefore I am BETTER THAN EVERYONE" Dominique. Speaking of her, any guesses on if she's black, white, hispanic, or a combination?

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    No. 5 jujubees says:

    She'll either beat someone down or just fug up her pictures so badly they can't keep her any longer. Her pictures looked like she was pissed. She needs to learn to tone down the angry and turn up the, FIERCE!. I think she'll be one of the first to go.

    I'm not sure which girl you mean? Dominique was the tranny girl. Katzyacaka or whatever went to college and was working in some office. But she hates it and longed to bust out of her cubicle and model. I think she will ultimately lose because she's relying on pretty.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    No. 6 ManBearPig says:

    I'm glad you thought that girl looked like a man too, Jujubees.

    Was that prep episode good? I only caught the end. My TiVo missed it.

    ManBearPig is sad.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    No. 7 cooter is clumsy says:

    Cheer up manbearpig (what the fuck is that name about?) They show the last weeks show sometime, maybe on Tuesdays?…..not sure.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    No. 8 jujubees says:

    It was good in the sense we get to figure out which cliche they are from the previous cycles. I really like the cliche latina girl with accent. But I also like goofy girl who will transorm into bitch after the makeover. It's really hard to tell who I'm routing for.

    Overall I'm just sad there was no Nigel. But next weeks looks really good. Paulina has them in a line and breaks all their flaws down for them. She calls out tranny on being trannylicious. And then tells another girl her face is all smooshed. I bet she makes someone cry.

    manbearpig, would you say your droppings are similar to pig droppings?

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 11:00 pm
    No. 9 ManBearPig says:

    Juju, the droppings are similar, but more manbearlike.

    Cooter, honey, baby, sweetie, I'm half man, half bear, half pig.

    Posted: Feb 22, 2008 at 12:16 am
    No. 10 cooter doesnt give a shit says:

    Wouldnt that be thirds?

    Posted: Feb 22, 2008 at 8:33 am
    No. 11 ManBearPig says:

    No. Halves!

    Posted: Feb 22, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    No. 12 cooter doesnt give a shit says:

    Ok..Ok! 3 halves make a whole.

    Posted: Feb 22, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    No. 13 Jen says:

    ManBearPig is a vicious killer!

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795284/

    Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    No. 14 a happy cooter says:

    I knew it.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 10:25 pm
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