Real Fake People!
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Watching Ambre and Kristy Joe tap dance was quite interesting. Ambre? Fantastic. Kristy Joe? It was like watching a monkey on crack." — Bret Michaels, Rock of Love 2
9. "To be part of Girlicious, you can't be TomBoy-licious. It's GIRL-licious." — Natalie, Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious
8. "I love you all. … And I love mutts too. Whatever." — Paula, American Idol
7. "Don't be late. Look fabulous. Be really skinny. Don't eat." — Christian, Project Runway
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HA! As soon as Christian said that last night on PR I knew it would make this list. That was a fabulous moment in reality TV. Well chosen, Whitney.
Paula makes me sad.
I wanna be just like Paula when I grow up!
Paula, Paula, Paula… oh my.
Bret has never been more right.
I LOVE to hate Natalie on Girlicious. Her divaness makes Whitney Houston look like a mild-mannered school crossing-guard.
God, I can't believe Tyra made Nigel touch her bum-bum-bum. Whore!
My bad. I mean, Slut!
Tyra also invented shitting your pants.
Whitney forgot the "nnnnneeeeeeeyyyyyy" Tyra did after she said that.
I finally got around to watching ANTM. How dare she. If anybody is going to force him to touch their ass, it's going to be me. Then I'm going to punch the make up person who made him look orange.
tyra, now you know girls in the ghetto have been getting horse hair weaves for years!