we're talking about a know pisser here cord, what did you expect?

Bedazzled sweatshirt, sunglasses by Gucci for Gucci by Gucci, and the best uses of the phrases "Is you tweakin'?" and "out of Dodge" ever. Cord, I've been scared to love you, but this makes it real.

Real talk.

"just cuz your friend says she saw me at the club with other bitches, in the VIP section…"

I'm sorry, Cord, that's all I could get through. I'm home alone right now, and I don't want to choke to death laughing.

Is this, "Trapped in the Closet, part 2,457?"
Why do all of his songs sound like this now?

PS, why isn't he on trial for molesting that girl who is now 36?

because he's rich and rich people don't go to jail, they're above the law.

Oh, silly me, I keep forgetting that justice is green.

BAHAHAHAHA….classic R.Kelly, classic.

Also, at the end when they get in the fight, why don't his friends beat up R.Kelly for wearing a purple bedazzled sweatshirt??

Real Talk.

Ok, I just got through it by having my finger on the 911 speed dial, just in case.

Favorite line ever,"Why don't you fuck one of your funky-ass friends, although your probably already doing it anyway?"

And I don't know what,"What they eat don't make us shit!" means. I honestly can't figure that out. Maybe I'm tweakin'.

Ok. I am definitely on the "Old People Speak" bandwagon now. Somebody needs to wash that young man's mouth out with soap. His Mama didn't teach him right.

On a completely different subject, are you sure that wasn't a comedy skit? If not, that was some stupid shit, and piss on it.

r kelly is the new michael jackson. true story.

My personal favourite R. Kelly song is "I Want To Pee On You." Oh, that was Dave Chappelle…never-mind.

haters wanna hate
lovers wanna love
i don't even want none of the above
i want to piss on you

Thug.

I think "What they eat don't make us shit" means is that what other people do or say doesn't affect R. and his lady because their digestive tracts aren't connected to other people's…such as in The Iraq…and South Africa.

I may have crossed wires a bit there, but I think I made my point.

"What they eat don’t make us shit!” What does that mean? Thanks.

It means what other people consume for Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, snacks, etc., will not make another person have a bowel movement. Makes perfect sense. For example, if Denise(little)15 eats a box of prunes, it's not going to give me the runs.

burn on denise15

This is not a song. It's a transcript of his last conversation with his underage girlfriend.

where is denise15? is she grounded until she's denise16? will she ever show her pimply face here again or did we scare the poor dear away? and more importantly, what would r. kelly do to denise15 if he got his hands on her?

I think she's "touristing" under a different numbered name back on the PezHead post.

Denise got her Crackberry taken away in Home Ec yesterday. True story.

She's probably still voting for P-rez on Celebrity Rap Superstar

Well, duhhhhh, Diego the Explorer is on, she can't miss an episode.

I understand what he's saying. He does't want some ho making him some chimichunga's and it makes him all shitty. YOu can't party when you've got the explosive diarrhea.

by far R Kelly's most important, and influencial, works of art…

er…

EEEEWWWW. Getting molested is horribly damaging.. but by fucking R. Kelly?? I got emotionally damaged hearing him talk on the phone.
Okay, there is no doubt that the fight at the end and that "turn the motherfucking camera off" were planned.
And, Cord, I guess he means that the 12-year-old he's talking to should stop complaining about what the other girls get and she covets, like gourmet food and a little less abuse.
The funniest bit is how when he is accused of cheating (R. Kelly… NOOO WAY!) he has to go on about how he was in the VIP section and he was "kicking it."
Okay, I have to clean the puke off of my computer now. Real Talk.

Breaking news, juju–Did you see that Jess from Crack Rock of Love already dumped Bret on his bewigged behind? Now Heather can finally get her man.

no way evil, bret is going to do season 2. i can wait to see the new group of tramps!

I hope he does it Flav style and invites Heather back for more abuse.

that would be so great. we could play a drinking game, every time heather changes her hair you take a shot.

We can also have a drink everytime Bret says,"Wassa, goin' on?"

DAMNIT. I can't believe you guys didn't send me a memo. WHat happened to, Leave no hag behind? Did they already do the reunion show? I can't go on. Did he have the bandana on?

I'm considering getting a flight to LA to plan a sneak attack. I will se what is under there. I need a few hags to distract, Big John. Who's with me?

Kickn a ho guard and stealing a bandana.

I'm with you, but I don't want to see what's under the bandana, I'm not that brave. Al Capone or Jimmy Hoffa could be under there for all we know.

maybe he has a penis shaped blad spot hiding under that thing.

Ha! Check this out.

http://www.bretswig.com/

i need to get me one of those bret wigs.

Holy, Shania Twain, hags. I finally have my, Haloweeny Costume.

"Kels" is stealing directly from HOVA now… "What you eat don't make me shit," is a line from his song, "Heart of the City." I still don't have a clue what it means though. The prunes analogy was [gross and] pretty believable.

I love me some R. Kels

He's the pied piper of R&B.

there's a show on adult swim called the boondocks, they do an episode about the r kelly trial, fucking funny. one of the little boys is pissed because they want to send r kelly to jail so he says "i see piss comin' i move out da way, she sees piss comin' she stayed, why do i have to miss out on the next r kelly album just because of that?"

we went from r kelly to rock of love and back to r kelly, everything has come full circle.

nice, deimos. that's one of my favorite episodes. "never underestimate how much niggas love r.kelly."

brilliant.

yes! i love that show. the martin luther king episode is great also.

i love it when he tells tom "and if r kelly goes to jail i'm gonna piss on your cat"

i'm partial to the one where they try to kidnap oprah. When Sam Jackson's character calls text messaging "nigga technology."

And then the other dude is like, "I be texting my ass of. Shit, bitches like texting. I be texting 'em all the time. I'm gonna send that bitch a smiley face. Bitches loves smiley faces."

That show is seriously brilliant.

I'm old so my rickety old ass is asleep when that show is on. Oh yeah, I have dvr. I could tape it.

ed and rummy are my favorites. i like that show because it's racism isn't one sided. they show that all races have bad qualities and try to tell people to be better than that.

I can't believe you just put me through that.

arent you supposed to take the gucci sticker off the the front of the lens before you wear them?

Wow I wish I were as slick and cool as R-Kelly.And singing like a whiney bitch after I've pissed on a teengirl would put me in Mikael Jacko category of standup black men.

Ok, I have to say after a 3rd listen, this song is really underrated. I need to make it my new ringtone. It'd be a real conversation starter.

I'd also be interested in hearing a mash-up of this with "Gimmee More." Can someone more digitally inclined than me get to work on that?

stop hatin on the "R" in R&B. .. this is too funny and he keeps it interesting or we would not be talking about it - i am a lifelong fan

That's cool, steven. Just don't introduce him to your daughter/little sister and you'll be all good.

"What they eat don't make us shit!"

Come on guys, that's an easy one!!!
Think of it this way. Her girlfriends may be "consuming" or taking in the information she gives them, but the backtalk those girlfriends, dish out / "shit" out, doesn't mean anything.

WHATS UP R-KELLY HOW ARE YOU I AM ON YOUTUBE LISTENING TO YOUR SONG LEAVE YOUR NAME AND PLUS CHECK YOUR E-MAIL YOU HAVE A LOT OF PEPOLE ON YOUTUBE THA SAID THAT THEY LOVE YOUR SONG LEAVE YOUR YOUR NAME AND SOMEBODY SAID THAT WAS NASTY BUT IT IS A GOOD SONG AND CAN I GET YOUR 7 DIGIT YOU ARE SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DAM BOY YOU SO FUCKING FINE I CANT BELIVE IT

HEY R-KELLY IT IS ME AGAIN I AM ONLY 21 AND I AM GOING TO BE GETING ON YOUR PAGE EVERY DAY KNOW UNTIL YOU DIEM AND CANT READ YOUR E-MAILS OKAY SO GET REDY OH I AM ON MY LAP TOP YOU CAN E-MAIL ME IF YOU WANT ON BEBO USERNAME IS AOTWAOERIE S PASSWORD IS 9250229 OKAY AND CALL THAT NUMBER TO OKAY ASK FOR PIPPI OR JUST SPELL IT OKAY CUASE I RELLY WANT TO MET YOU I AM ABOUT TO TALK TO TRINA KNOW TRINA IS GOING TO COURSE ME OUT IF I GET ON HER PAGE TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO MUCH I KNOW HALLA AT ME ONBEBO AND I AM GOING TO TALK TO LILMAMA,KESHIACOLE, R-KELLY,TRINA,MONICA,BOWWOW,CIARA,ALICAKEYS,DREAM,AND EVERY BODY ELSE YOU KNOW SO I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER

HEY R-KELLY THIS IS ME AGAIN AND THIS TIME I AM NOT LISENING TO LEAVE YOUR NAME I AM LISTNING TO GET FREAKY IN THE CLUB AND I LOVE IT AND THE SONG BUSTED NOW I AM ABOUT TO LISTEN TO J'S ICECREAM.R-KELLY THIS IS KASIA AND I ALSO LOVE YOUR MUSIC LIKE ANTWANERIE I AM HER FRIEND!!!

i love your music i have every cd the best song iz same girl

im your best fan call me plz

HEY R -KELLY I LUV YOUR SUNG REAL TALK

HEY R-KELLY IT IS ME AGAIN THIS TIME IT IS IN OCTOBER HALLWEEN IS COMING UP……….

hey happy halloween r-kelly do u have any kids yet