Oooh… she should have been more prepared. If Jimmy Kimmel can rip you a new one, you haven't really planned your arguments.

She should have at least asked him if the "Juggy Dance Squad" had been disbanded.

My Starbucks is never burnt, and it's the same price per ounce as stopping at McDs.

Her arguments in the article are a lot better than the ones in the video! But still… too bad she didn't have those handy at the time. I would have loved to see her make Kimmel look like the hack that he is.

Kitchy, how much is your McDonalds? Because the 16 oz here is only $1.69…which is much less than a $4 Starbucks. Don't get me wrong, I still covet starbucks.

$4 is a specialty drink at Starbucks, not a cup of coffee. A cup of coffee at Starbucks (pre-brewed, in the dispenser) is $1.20 for a Venti. Cheaper than McD's.

The specialty drinks are fresh-brewed espresso shots. ;)

The best coffee comes from the lil carts in the street, if you live in a big city. If you live in suburbia go to a mom and pop coffee store. Think global, act local yall, or not.

I'm not a fan of the little cart coffee at all. Now that's some burnt shit.

And our mom and pop places don't open early enough for on-the-way-to-work drinks. And they kinda suck.

Okay Kitchy, I got ya. I like the yuppy specialty drinks…I can brew coffee at my house, or my work provides a lovely blend.

"America, F*CK YEAH!"

Our work coffee is godawful. If I can't stop on my way in, it's Diet Coke for the day.

There are no coffee carts out here in suburbia. But I wish there were. WAIT, I'M A GENIUS. Instead of and ice cream truck I should buy some and turn them into coffee trucks.

Just get a recording. Get your hot ass coffee over here. I call it large and not, venti. That's how I'll size them

Small ass coffee
big ass coffee
large ass coffee

And of course various Tom-Ba products. Get a free shot with every large ass cup of coffee.

Juju, since we live close, can it be a joint venture…because saying "you want a small ass cup of coffee?? ooookay" sounds like loads of fun.

we could have an extra large and call it Kardashian….

"Hey juju, I need a Kardashian over here asap…"

See, you order a Large coffee at our Starbucks and you'll get the smallest size somehow. Explain that shit.

That's a plan I can get behind. We'll just go down to Dallas and hang out by all the plastic surgeons. We'll be rich. Maybe we can offer a shot of botox with your latte?

large=tall, big=grande, liquid cocaine=venti?

I'll have a kardassian coffee and a for my friend a britneychino.

Kithy, I'm pretty sure they are mocking you. I'd go back and kick their asses.

Now that's called extraordinary customer service juju…that's the line we should be thinking on.

Dammit now I want a White Chocolate Mocha.

We're pretty lucky as far as coffee goes in my town. There's a locally owned drive-thru coffee hut in 2 or 3 locations that sells really great organic coffee for maybe 30 cents more than McDonald's. I normally get their whole-leaf black tea because I think coffee tastes like ass. However, I actually enjoyed their Blend of the Month (Rwandan) when I tasted husband's order one morning - I had to see what all the fuss was about when he nearly had an orgasm.

The doctors are stressed from the bitchy patients and the patient are coming down from the restalyne high. It's a win win.

juju, no wonder you have money to sit on your fat lazy ass all day and suck up your husbands money. You have brilliant ideas for him to execute!

I feel like Donald Trump. But without the beaver hair.

TMI! Oh, that beaver hair, I get it.

Wow he probably has a big one? 'Cuz he's black? Can he ice skate? How good of a swimmer is he? What about watermelon, and fried foods? Think he likes those?

Oh I see. It's not a stereotype if that stereotype is flattering right?

We've moved on to coffee, which is something you may want to lay off of.

I don't know cooter, his hands look like they are kind of big. If I could just check out his feet I'm sure we could make an official ruling.

I'm going in….

i'm black, can't swim for shit, could eat my way out of a bucket of fried chicken, watermelon juice runs in my blood, went ice skating once and nearly died.

oh and my schlong is enormous which is alarming, since i'm a dame.

oh yeah, and i'm hella ashy right now.

Pastafarian, a) Kimmel is a penis obsessed buffoon, b) He never said "Obama is black so he must have a big dick." You assumed that. Racist much? ;)

It could be he thinks Obama is hung like a donkey because he is a powerful presence. Kimmel is NOT a powerful presence; his girlfriend has publicly stated he has a small penis, and its possibe he assumes that to give off that kind of vibe one has to be tripodally inclined, to coin a phrase.

Argh, "tripodally inclined" induced an image of a man whose penis isso large it forces him to lean against it to maintain an upright stance.