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The Daily Mail has taken the liberty of classifying Renee Zellweger's trim physique as "painfully thin," though we prefer to call her look by its old name: cocaine chic.

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Aug 27, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 17 Responses
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  • Comments (17)

    No. 1 Courtney says:

    Jesus Christ, those legs are going to fill my nightmares.

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    No. 2 April says:

    shes got huge boobs for a cocaine ana. i wonder if she had a job done

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 12:11 pm
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    I'm sure her bedmate must enjoy being stabbed with her femur in the middle of the night.

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    No. 4 Cait says:

    That's hideous. I'm going to eat an extra helping of lunch in her honor.

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    No. 5 evil twin says:

    Is it just me? I think she looks ok here. Although the dress and the haircut aren't doing her any favors.

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    No. 6 The T-Dude says:

    For her, I think she looks o.k.

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 12:47 pm
    No. 7 Cait says:

    Her legs are starting to resemble post-Doherty Kate Mossage.

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    No. 8 jujubees says:

    She has many things working against her. Hamster face, squinty eyes, bad hair, but she still gets jobs. It gives hope to us all.

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    No. 9 blah says:

    ET, no I think she looks ok here, but she's one missed meal away from going beyond Posh skinny. The hair sucks on her. What is it with women in Hollywood and this hair cut? Shit people, you will not attract David Beckham like that. Otherwise we'd all do it.

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    No. 10 sar says:

    If I'm not mistaken, this is part of a global effort to make everyone look like Posh. It's to raise awareness for Darfur.

    You're supposed to relate how "painful" it is to look like Posh, with the pain in Darfur.

    True story. ;)

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    I wasn't able to see that but now that you've pointed it out. It's doubley painful to look at her.

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    No. 12 MagicFish says:

    kids, this is what happens when you puke up all your food. remember her in chicago? skin and bones with a really round face. it's swollen from the puking. poor thing…

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    No. 13 eeks says:

    She looks DISGUSTING. Ug! Much hotter in Bridget Jones. Curves rule!

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    No. 14 blah says:

    I thought her face was swollen due to cocaine. That's how you can tell someone's been on the Columbian marching powder. Thier face totally explodes and gets very steroid looking. I would use Courtney Love as an example, but she's hacked that chicken to death.

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 11:58 pm
    No. 15 Celebrity Cowboy says:

    Svelte? More like emaciated.

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 6:12 am
    No. 16 Evil says:

    Simply FUG. For once, i totally support an actress getting plastic surgery. ANYTHING to improve that troll face fer fucks sake!

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 6:58 am
    No. 17 daniel soto says:

    she is a beuty and very sexy girl

    Posted: Jan 29, 2008 at 12:19 am
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