All in the Family

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According to a publicity stunt conjured by the New England Historic Genealogical Society, presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton can claim as cousins an odd assortment of famous people. For instance, Clinton is a cousin of permamommy actress Angelina Jolie. Interesting, but not implausible. That is, until you consider the NEHGS’s finding that Clinton’s rival, Senator Obama, is related to Jolie’s longtime partner, Brad Pitt.

Also said to have familial connections to Senator Clinton are Celine Dion, Madonna and Alanis Morissette. Perhaps fittingly, Barack can call six US presidents “cuz,” including James Madison and George W Bush. And maybe he gets his oratorical skills from another distant relative: Sir Winston Churchill.

Conclusions:

• Racists know very little about history.

• Politics has never mattered when the lights are off.

• The Obama camp needs to play up that Pitt connection.

Mar 26, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 6 Responses
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Comments (6)

No. 1 chelsea says:

one has a lot of lip, one gives alot of lip.

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 10:37 am
No. 2 Sugar Magnolia says:

Cord, I’m still deliberating between Obama and Clinton and I need your help please.

Does a Churchill and a Pitt override the Bush connection?

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 11:15 am
No. 3 Luz says:

Sugar - hell yeah it does.
Also, I think I’m as related to all these people as they are to each other. We’re all related. Who cares.

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 12:12 pm
No. 4 chelsea says:

we are the world

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 1:31 pm
No. 5 buzzKut says:

Obama’s ethnic makeup is 50% white, 43.75% Arab, and a whopping 6.25% black.

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 5:21 pm
No. 6 Elle says:

i just hope the right person gets elected this year

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 5:55 pm
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