LOL….it's not very hard to be better at this fuckin' mommy bullshit. her son's probably have a higher IQ level than this trainwreck.

What a priceless comparison.

Can you imagine if your mom showed up at the school parties dressed like Britney?

when i use to get in trouble for breaking the dress code at school my mom would show up in a halter top and booty shorts so yes, i can imagine my mom showing up like that. LOL

I just squirted coffee out my nose, laughing at this comparison!!! HAHAHAHA!

Well done! :-)

Perhaps the most hilariously appropriate and sadly inappropriate post ever. Perhaps, by meeting Britney at her educational and emotional level, you'll make a difference here.

again, I just can't comment on her. It's sadly pathetic.

I think I just found the best way to scare my children. Don't EVEN make mommy show up in her booty shorts.

Im pretty sure that gerbil's that eat thier young are doing better than Britney.

On the other hand, isn't violet only a year old? Wow, she's really tall for being so young.

blah — i have a feeling that tot gets all her servings of fruit and veggies, 20 minutes of exercise 5 days a week, and all the evian she can drink.

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