Family Ties
This Us Weekly-esque picture of Rielle Hunter and her baby Francis, who may or may not be John Edwards' daughter, landed on the cover of the National Enquirer thanks to one of Rielle's sisters. Nice. Of the two potential snitches, one hasn't spoken to Rielle in 15 years and has already been previously identified as an Enquirer source. Gee, we wonder which one would sell a picture to the tabloid in exchange for a pocketful of cash?
We can't wait until this whole scandal blows over and it becomes a Lifetime movie.
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Does Rielle Hunter strike you as a person who has close, loyal friends and relatives?
Reille Hunter strikes me as a person who should have Slut spray painted on her door. Or like a person whose hobbies include quilting and cocaine.
I wish I was watching a Lifetime movie right now… instead of wanting to kill myself at work. Ughhh!
Brenda, MY hobbies include quilting and cocaine. Is that wrong?
Figuratively, perhaps.
Nothing wrong with quilting and cocaine. Except if your name is Reille and you named your baby Francis. Like that girl's life isn't going to be hard enough.
Hey! Kurt Cobain named his daughter Francis. Watch out for sad, frustrated teens when you go to bed.
I actually saw Rielle Hunter on an old episode of the game show "Lingo" on Game Show Network the other day! Was channel surfing, noticed her spelling out 5 letter words alongside a friend (named "Patricia", I believe). Has The National Enquirer checked this out yet?!?
Oh man, this is gonna make one hell of a Lifetime story. Starring Meredith Baxter of course, but who will play John Edwards. He's gonna look soooo skeazy. Fuck, I <3 basic cable.
Sorry ilnaz!! I didn't have enough angst as a teen!!
I think it's actually "Frances" when it's a girl. And that is the only correction I will make today.
The Lingo thing popped up on TMZ the other day:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/20/.....-got-game/
Oh how nice. He was waiting for his wife to die.
Side story: Morgan Freeman's affair with a white lady?!
WHY NOT ME MORGAN??? WHY NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE???
Wasn't his wife white too? Did I just make that up?
I have no idea. I actually don't subscribe to the Life and Times of Morgan Q. Freeman, however I do think his voice is sexy.
I think HE's sexy. Said it before, I'll say it again. I don't care who he's married to. I don't have to; I'm a slut.
I'd think HE was sexy if he wasn't all….old. Old balls in my mouth is something I just don't want. I'm sorry. Maybe when I'm old it'll be ok, but I actually plan on becoming a cougar so I won't have to worry.
Try not to think about old balls, Brenda. I get through the day, and continue crushing on Morgan Freeman, by doing just that.
NOT thinking about old balls.
Thanks Sarah, I'll try, but it won't be easy.
*shivers curled in the fetal position alternating between mumbling about old balls and shouting NOT IN MY MOUTH MORGAN!!!*
The role of John Edwards could be played by the former telivision lawyer (and dragon slayer), Harry Hamlin. He hasn't had a lot of work lately, so a Lifetime movie is the perfect springboard to D status.
I just looked at this article and realized - I have no idea how to pronounce this slut's name!!?? Is is Rile or Re-elle? I must know!!
Any help here?
Ri-elle. I think she's spelling her name wrong, though.
Andrew Young the admitted father of the John Edwards story: The arrests for worthless checks, DWI, burglary, criminal mischief, the federal tax lien
webofdeception.com
Morgan Freeman was married to a sista. White women snatching all the good black men. Serpents!
Nobody puts Frances in the corner.
Blah! I love Harry Hamblin as John. I was thinking Gwyneth Paltrow for Rielle.
Yes, Gwynnie is much younger that Rielle, but I think it could work.
Gwynnie would have to seriously take her attitude down a peg, but I could see it. I like the idea of Merideth Baxter though. I don't think Paltrow would cow-tow to Lifetime and thier TV movie budget.
Meredeth Baxter is 61. I'm just saying. (She IS amazing.)