Yves Saint Laurent, the reclusive fashion designer, died in Paris last night "after a long illness." Pierre Berge, Laurent's former partner, said of his late lover, "He was a libertarian, an anarchist and he threw bombs at the legs of society."
Of course, none of that is true. In reality, Laurent made fancy clothes that fit well. He was 71.
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R.I.P Yves
I knew it would be only a matter of time before someone died while having sex with Paris. She's Hollywood's Typhoid Mary, maybe now the CDC will finally step in and put her down, or at least isolate her so she can no longer harm humanity.
R.I.P Mr. Laurent.
He died in Paris not IN PARIS. :-)
He was the most brilliant designer, the most original and wearable. No one today can touch him as far as his talent. His outfits are like paintings from the greatest artist. The originality, the quality, everything.
Ohhhhh, my mistake. But come on, we all know sooner or later someone will will die from sleeping with Paris, if someone hasn't already.