hard to care about and moldy…it sounds like you're talking about madonna.

madonna needs a new alien face mask, this one is getting see through.

Who's the dude with Guy?

I've always wondered what it would be like to go to an after party for a movie that sucked? Do you just shove crackers in your mouth when they ask you what you thought of their crappy movie?

juju or do what I do just look vacant smile and ask; Why do you want to know?

Pretend to be drunk and pass out.

I am going to have to go with, Kitchy. Except, I don't think Madonna can act that well.

I don't think she can act at all. The only reason I think she was a good Evita was that she was playing herself - a social-climbing whore who'd do anything to stay in the spotlight.

Trying to pass her off as 15 was ridiculous, though.

If I had 80 Gabillion pounds I would spend a few of them making sure my roots weren't showing at my husband's movie premiere…and a few more on some Jolen and tweezers for my daughter.

Madonna, ease up on the testos, grrrrl

And here I thought I was gonna be funny asking if Revolver was the sequel to Volver.

But no! You guys got the funny covered! Between the Jolen and tweezers suggestion for little Lola and telling Madge to ease up on the "testos" (jesus effing christ), y'all got me rollin'. With laughter, not from ecstasy.

Aw, Mammoth, I thought it was funny. Very funny, actually. One might go so far as to say, punny.

Mammoth, I wouldn't kick you out of bed for that joke.