Doesn't Want His Daughter Used, Of Course

Lindsay Lohan's freak-sistah (not Ali) is getting a chance to tell her possibly-insightful story of growing up a real-life Tenenbaum. Samantha Ronson is in talks to pen a memoir about her life, and while everyone is freaking out that Samantha is using her relationship with LiLo to garner interest (she is), the DJ/club owner/child-of-a-socialite probably has some juicy niblets from her own life that don't involve Fire Crotch. Is Ronson a legitimate celebrity without Lindsay? No. But that's not usually a criteria for authors.
Best part of the whole book lead up?
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Lots of new and hard lessons for that English major who visits the site. Sorry, writing abiity won't help you get a book deal.
It's hard to imagine two more tiresome families than the Ronsons and Lohans.
And yeah, my irony meter beeped wildly when I read Michael Lohan's comment about people using their association with LiLo for personal gain. Does the guy totally lack self-awareness?
WTF! My screen just got overtaken by a survey from some place called questionmarket.com. It blocked all content until I clicked on it. Not cool MG.
Oh ya, that movie used to be cool. I totally forgot. I'm sick of hearing about nerds getting book deals for no gdamn reason. You know who needs to write a book? Old old old people.
Yeah, same thing happened to me Keebler. Just reload the page and it'll disappear
keebler, get you some firefox with adblock plus, son!