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Rosie O'Donnell is taking her harrowing personal trials and turning them into a play. The as-yet-untitled project is a one-woman show and is already in rehearsals somewhere outside of New York.

Cindy Adams, the New York Post's craziest doting mother, says, "It's based on her life story - her first one. She's lived many lives." Certainly that sentence is more complicated than the play will be. Reserve your ticket now! (Yes, singular, you have to see something like this alone.)

Jan 18, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 11 Responses
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  • Comments (11)

    No. 1 cooter says:

    Oh goodie!

    Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    No. 2 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    I never thought I could ever have considered Rosie a breath of fresh air and a welcome relief. I have been proven wrong.

    Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    No. 3 Kitchy says:

    Oh fucking yay.

    Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    No. 4 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    And I ain't talkin' about her "one woman show" either.
    Although something along the lines of Depp, Bale, Reynolds or Jakey Pooh would have been better. Even something to get everybody's pannies in a wad and start someone preaching at all us or telling us to get educated and what-not. But, I guess Rosie will have to suffice, for now.

    Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    No. 5 janice says:

    I hope it's a musical.

    Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    No. 6 deimos says:

    somebody kill either me or rosie in the face now. although i have to admit it'd be fun to watch rosie waddle around the stage and pretend to be talented.

    Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    No. 7 Mr. T says:

    “It’s based on her life story - her first one. She’s lived many lives.”

    She's lived many lives - and not very well.

    Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    No. 8 jujubees says:

    "Somewhere outside New York", can we make that somewhere outside the galaxy?

    Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    No. 9 Mr. Mr. says:

    So, no other cows or similar barnyard animals?

    Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    No. 10 Kitchy says:

    Not unless you count Rosie.

    Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    Old Mac Donald hat a fat head, e i e i ooooo.

    Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 7:45 pm
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