First Order Of Business: Make Her Take Off That Stupid White Hat

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Does anyone remember Larry Rudolph? He is the manager responsible for the Britney Spears America fell in love with, and he also played a role in her 2007 trip to rehab. Brit, of course, shunned him — twice — because why trust a guy you've known for years when Sam Lutfi is around, alerting the paparazzi to your every move and pissing on your mother's grave?

Here's the good news: Jamie Spears has convinced Larry to give Brit another chance and take her under his wing. We're not sure what Larry's asking price was, but we'll even pitch in a few bucks if he can turn the former Mrs. Federline back into America's favorite Catholic schoolgirl. Because let's face it: Nobody really cares if Britney's mentally stable so long as she gets back to being the picture-perfect pop star of yesteryear.

Here's hoping the third time's a charm.

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Apr 1, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 5 Responses
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  • Comments (5)

    No. 1 SnackySmores says:

    If he actually succeeds in this cockamamie scheme, I'll go out and buy Heidi Montag's CD. I’m not even kidding.

    Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    No. 2 lale says:

    Isn't Larry Rudolph part of the original Britney machine? That would be a problem for me if I was her custodial parent, because I'd think, "Hmm, here's a dude who has lost his money train and has a coke habit to support." Then again, I probably would have thought, "Hmm, maybe I shouldn't let my 15 year old daughter whore herself out so that her crappy singing/lip synching act looks more exciting. Maybe I'll just let her be a teenager."

    Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    No. 3 lale says:

    And then I think, "Hmm, I'm a snarky bitch and no one even cares."

    Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    No. 4 citmyway says:

    They could bring back Elvis as her manager and she would still be a joke. No one will ever take this girl serious again. She needs to worry about 2 things and that would be the boys she gave birth to.

    Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    No. 5 Well says:

    He shouldn't have sent her to rehab. Obviously he didn't understand she needed to go to a Psychiatric Ward instead. I don't think any of her family truly understood. Her mom still seems a bit delusional about her illness. Hope he knows how to help her get her life back without her getting off her meds.

    Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 6:46 pm
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