File this under: Icky. Rumer Willis recently confessed to having posters of now-stepdad Ashton Kutcher covering her bedroom walls when she was a teenager.
It was strange when mom [Demi Moore] started seeing Ashton in 2003. I was 15 and he was a real heartthrob — I had pictures of him on my wall! I remember mom saying her new 'friend' was going to hang out with us. I said, 'What's his name?' And she goes, 'Ashton.'
And I said, 'Whoa - Ashton Kutcher?' I freaked out a bit and blushed. When he came round, though, it wasn't awkward. I realized I'd never seen my mother happier. It was like watching two 16-year-olds going to the prom!
That's probably because, at the time, Ashton was young enough to attend high school prom. Demi, on the other hand, still looked exactly the same, thanks to a lot of plastic surgery and botox.
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I'd have daddy issues too. Only my issues would be more along the lines of embarassment because my dad was a goober who thought he was the funniest person on the planet.
@Kate - all dads do that. I recently became a father and I discovered the Secret of Dads Everywhere: they tell Dad Jokes deliberately. I never knew it was such fun!
My dad did that. But I also didn't consider my dad a douch-bag. My dad was a typical dad. Not some frat boy in a trucker hat playing a goofy moron. (although i must admit i really enjoyed him in Butterfly Effect.)
Ashton is her step-father, not her father. Her daddy issues will likely come from her own father dating the kids she babysat in a few years.
When Demi gets too decrepit, he's always got Rumer to bonk.
GBW - love it. Striking and insightful. Two thumbs up.
More likely she'll have Mommy issues, since Mom married her heart throb. How do you compete with mom for men? That's harsh.