rumerblond

Still with this bleaching stuff? Why do young and old alike singe their hair like this? As absurd as it may be, those dumb blond jokes aren't jokes to a lot of people. Though brunettes burning the color out of their brown hair makes a good case for spectrum-wide stupidity.


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Sep 28, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 52 Responses
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    No. 1 jujubees says:

    That is the worst bleach job I've seen in a loooong time. The color is all splotchy and it looks like some chunks fell out.

    And on that note, I have not seen my natural haircolor since the mid 80's. And as part of my hair journey, I've accidentally turned my hair, fuschia, orange, magenta, and, diarrhea green/brown.

    Seek help Rumer and condition that hair don't

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:11 am
    No. 2 April says:

    ok i agree its a crappy ass job, but - i think she looks better with short light hair. the long dark hair highlighter her misshappen head. She looks more like her mom.

    side note: im with ya juju - ive accidently turned my head the most vile of colors, this one time there was an incident leaving me with hair thee exact color of areil the little mermaid

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:19 am
    No. 3 Other Karen says:

    This color looks better on her.

    One of my girlfriends got red hair dye at the store. I pointed out it was only supposed to be used on blondes and light brunettes. She ignored me, and then spent the next day at the salon trying to de-orange her hair.

    I've never dyed my hair–it's pitch black, so first I'd need to strip all the color out of it–which means ages at the salon, or straw hair. I'd love to get highlights . . .

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:22 am
    No. 4 jujubees says:

    I've been there sister. When children point at you and cry, something has gone horribly wrong.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:22 am
    No. 5 jujubees says:

    She just needs a toner to calm that color down and even it out.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:23 am
    No. 6 Other Karen says:

    jujubees–how did you manage to get the "diarrhea green/brown"? just curious.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:25 am
    No. 7 April says:

    yea juju, how?

    i know when i had my blonde stripe (it was ring around my brown hair, not verticle a horizontal strip in the middle of my head) i actually had to let it grow out, no one could fix it.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:27 am
    No. 8 lyingisfun says:

    you can't blame a girl for trying. how bitter would you be if your mother was Demi Moore and you ended up looking like this? Plus, mom spends all her plastic surgery money on herself…

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:34 am
    No. 9 Kitchy says:

    It looks like all she did was pour peroxide on it and leave it at that. Wow.

    But I do agree that a lighter color in general is more flattering and detracts from her enormous jaw.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:37 am
    No. 10 Kitchy says:

    I don't think it's a difficult thing to have a mom who looks like Demi Moore. I think Demi Moore looks like a tranvestite. Rumer looks exactly like her.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:42 am
    No. 11 lale says:

    To me, the light hair just extends her already large head. Not a good look. Remember that signature Paul Mitchell cut in the 1980s? The one with bangs and a lot of fringe all down the side, shoulder length? That might work for old Rum. -It brings in the face, which is what she needs, and highlights the features.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:52 am
    No. 12 Courtney says:

    On a soap box note that Cord could appreciate, how can those girls possibly have any positive self-image when moms has given her body multiple complete refurbs? How is she supposed to say "you're beautiful just the way you are. Mommy on the other hand was beautiful in 1986 and has ever since spent millions of dollars turning herself into something only Madame Tussaud's could be proud of."

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:53 am
    No. 13 yourmom says:

    I think only in that one picture, where she's looking over her shoulder does she look pretty…the others, straight on, the blonde hair does accentuate the egghead.

    Also, I've had my hair literally every color under the sun …red, blue, teal, green, purple, fuscia, magenta, orange, black, brown, the list goes on and on…

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:57 am
    No. 14 Kitchy says:

    But the egghead is balancing to the enormous jaw, rather than accentuating it. *lol*

    And seriously, Cait.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 11:00 am
    No. 15 lyingisfun says:

    so now she's a bleach blonde…. next week, nipple slip.

    the natural progression of young hollowood

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 11:00 am
    No. 16 Kitchy says:

    Or even Courtney.

    I can read. I promise.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 11:01 am
    No. 17 outofrange331 says:

    Yes, the hair is atrocious. What I'm focused on, though, is the fact that her face and neck are two totally different colors. Yikes!

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 11:42 am
    No. 18 eeks says:

    I didn't think it was possible for her to be any uglier… but clearly it is.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 11:46 am
    No. 19 sar says:

    If your hair is already bleached, and you dye it brown, it turns the poopy green juju was talking about.

    I didn't start dyeing my hair until early this year. It's a really stubborn gold/strawberry blond, and I could never ever get it to look as bleached as Rumer's does here. It looks good on her but yuck, too orange. Put some toner on that mess, lady!

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 12:01 pm
    No. 20 Courtney says:

    It's okay, Kitch, reading's hard.

    Just got out of a meeting with my bosses. Mispronounced my own company's name twice. Talking's hard too.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    No. 21 Sugar Magnolia says:

    You'd think with as much money as her parents have they'd cut her a break and pay for a professional colorist. The style looks better on her grande cabesa but the color (or lack there of) is yuck!

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    No. 22 Mr. T says:

    Actually, she looks pretty in this picture (I know, kill me please).

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 1:14 pm
    No. 23 jujubees says:

    It was a sad attempt at chunky blonde streaks. And when I tried to take it to a darker color I had diarrhea streaks in my hair. FIERCE!

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    No. 24 jujubees says:

    No, no, no. I just saw a close up with her and this do, on another site. She looks like Miss Potato head. It scared me.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    No. 25 tlatzoteotl says:

    I've never had the desire to color my hair. If I spend enough time outside in the summer I get natural highlights, and even though now that I'm an adult I spend most of my time indoors, it still has enough tiny bits of blond and red here and there tucked into the light brown that I wouldn't ever want to fuck with it.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    No. 26 deimos says:

    she can't help being unfortunate looking, this is what happens when bruce and demi do the nasty. the really sad thing is that she has a killer body but her huge head distracts people from seeing it. poor big head rumer.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    No. 27 jujubees says:

    It's like her features are all unnaturally close together. She doesn't have to work hard to squint.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    No. 28 mae says:

    She looks like shit. What a horrible hair cut and "colour" (or lack there of) And the extremely dark eyebrows and light coloured hair bothers me. White trash. Hillbilly. Isn't she the one who got busted at the hotel party at a Super 8 or something in Georgia? I can't wait till she's in rehab.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    No. 29 deimos says:

    i don't think people raised in hollywood count as hillbillies. ;)

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    No. 30 mae says:

    Beverly Hillbillies. Demi Moore is from New Mexico and Asthon Kutcher is from Iowa. Their hillbilly-ness wore off on her. Plus doesn't Ashton drive a Semi-Truck? I saw it on that show "The fabulous life of…" on VH1. Bruce Willis seems like he'd be the most hillbilly-ish, but I can't say New Jersey is a very hillbilly state.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    No. 31 deimos says:

    beverly hillbillies is a good reference but they were transplanted to beverly hills, they were from the backwoods before jed hit oil. black gold. texas tea. crap, now i'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    No. 32 mae says:

    Okay how about replacing it with this song… green acres is the place to be, farm living is the life for me, land spreading out, so far and wide, keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside!!

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    No. 33 blah says:

    This haircut and color are tragic on her. At least with the long brown hair, there was something that could destract from her unfortunate-ness. Now, the blonde short hair only looks like it makes everything look worse.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    No. 34 deimos says:

    oh mae, you are evil. ;)

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    No. 35 jujubees says:

    It's a bad knock off of Madonna's, True Blue, look.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    No. 36 mae says:

    ;) Completely off-topic, has anyone else seen the previews for "Into the Wild"? I'm watching an interview with Emile Hirsch and it looks delightful. He's a pretty lad, that Emile.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    No. 37 sar says:

    Texas Tea? Don't you mean…Travol-Tea!

    I feel so evil for not liking her chin. I'm trying so hard to be accepting, and appreciate that everyone's beauty is unique and… I just can't OK! I can't get with the chins! Barrymore, Witherspoon, Willis, none of them, get them out of my sight! Ohhhh the horror!!

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    No. 38 deimos says:

    i'm fine with her chin, i just can't stand it when people have 2 or 3 chins…that shit is gross.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    No. 39 jujubees says:

    Come to the darkside. You could play whack a mole on all thoes chins. Whack a chin.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    No. 40 deimos says:

    gross. they would flop around all nasty like. no thank you.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    No. 41 jujubees says:

    That sushi's suddenly not sitting to well in my belly.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    No. 42 deimos says:

    my food never sits right when numerous chins are involved. true story.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    No. 43 eeks says:

    I think she used the wrong scented douche.

    sars = chin-phobic. Priceless!

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 5:23 pm
    No. 44 eeks says:

    It DOES look like sun-in, at best. Ug. No colorist would do that to someone and stay in business.

    "you can’t blame a girl for trying. how bitter would you be if your mother was Demi Moore and you ended up looking like this? Plus, mom spends all her plastic surgery money on herself…"

    Fucking Brill. And so true.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    No. 45 eeks says:

    Hmmm. I never thought Demi was super pretty, but these days she's looking better than ever.

    However, Rumer doesn't look just like her. She's like a distorted Demi.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    No. 46 eeks says:

    Like if Demi looked in a xmas tree ornament (the shiny kind), Rumor's reflection would be what she saw…

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    No. 47 janice says:

    She's an exact amalgamation of her parents… therein lies the problem. She even appears to have Bruce's bald spot, or at least his receding hairline.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    No. 48 ilnazhad says:

    I don't understand why Cord thinks dying your hair means you lack intelligence and are vanity-obssesed. Is having your hair cut in a particular style superficial, as well?
    I thinks this cut and dye make her look elfin and pretty. And it's okay to bleach your hair as long as you keep your it short.
    I wanted to dye my hair silver, but they said they would have to bleach it three times and my hair would get really damaged. That sucks. I'll just stick with my natural color.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    No. 49 sar says:

    I can't wait until someone gets mad at me and calls me SARS for reals. :)

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    No. 50 parissucksliterally says:

    Perez POSTED who was "responsible of rthis "….lol.
    Evidently it was Tracey Cunningham at Neil George Salon.
    WEll, she obviously blows.

    I'm convinced Rumer must have the same self-esteem as Paris. She thinks she's a goddess.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:05 pm
    No. 51 jujubees says:

    Did he ever post an update on Castro? I heard a rumor that guy is dead.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 10:44 pm
    No. 52 ilnazhad says:

    SARS! SARS! SARS!

    I kid.

    Posted: Sep 30, 2007 at 11:33 pm
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