We care about our readers, so this is a public service announcement: The world is ending. How do we know this? Simple: It says in the Book of Xenu that a handful of celebrities will be arrested within a matter of days, then the Clay Aiken Claby will arrive at 8:08 on 08/08/08, and finally, both Brangelina and Britney Spears will step foot in New York City at the same time.
The final step occurred today when Brad and Angelina arrived in Manhattan with their army of children in tow, while Britney also spent her day with some kids in the Bronx. You know what comes next: The battle for the world's soul between Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise (yeah, she's here too). … Or maybe we've had too much to drink. We blame Sarah Palin. She killed Rupert, you know.
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Do I still have tears in my eyes from crying over Rupert, or does Britney really look pretty?
And we'll all be forced to listen to Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag, and Linsday music as the world goes up in flames.
With so many kids in her family, there's no doubt that Shiloh would dominate Suri in the fight for the world's soul.
Pretty sure Disney already won the fight for the world's soul. You can check wikipedia, but I think I'm right.
Something is absolutely hilarious about the ad to the right, for McGraw cologne, by tim mcgraw. i think its the silly name that makes a man feel like hes buying a crime dog, or hes about to smell like lavender, not sure.
Wow. I totally thought that picture of Brit was Katie Couric. Yikes.
Oh my gosh — is that her real hair?!