these two are friggin cute. what more can i say.

ya right, I'm cuter than she, plus her headband sucks balls.

thank god. maybe now Ryan Gosling will finally stop calling me. sheesh.

Speaking of PDA has anyone tried the Trojan Vibrating Touch?

lol. these comments are hilarious.

no shit! these ads are the reason I've had to stop mgooding @ work. I don't need a big friggen ORGASM! across the screen while my boss is going over TPS reports.

FYI

I still <3 you.

They're genuinely cute, and I'm genuinely annoyed by it. Why am I happy for them!? Ahhh! It hurts, it hurts!

Wasn't Rachel a blonde? Her hair looks pretty dark to me.
I need to apologize, right before i get a haircut - WEDNESDAY !! - I get obsessed with hair. You all see sweetness and cuteness and I just notice her hair. It is also all I see when I scroll down and see Katie in the gold pine cone top ;)
I have a serious problem I tell you.
Plus the Trojan magic wand is starting to annoy me.

I'm glad Gayledi brought up the Trojan ad thing. I wasn't going to, but you've opened the floodgates (I say this with a straight face, all deadpan-like.)

In the state where I live, THEY ARE BANNED. Stupid, right? I've been looking at this damn thing all week and I CAN'T JUST GO BUY IT.

I could just buy it online. Frankly, I don't actually need it, I've got my husband and other various things. But what if there was a fire? What would I do then? Wait 3 to 5 business days? I just got through a traumatic event, people. I might need some relief.

I've been drinking. I should have mentioned that earlier.

OK Sarah, where the fuck do you live? My guess is Utah. Are you a blogging Mormon?
P.S. I've been drinking too. Kisses…

Sarah! That's terrible! The trojan thing. Not the drinking thing. The drinking thing is good.

I wanted to say something snarky about these two, like about how we all saw that movie, ans know how it concludes, etc. But I can't bring myself to do it.

Love is in the air. So let me just say:

Ryan and Rachael

sitting in a tree.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love…

Not Utah, although I do have Mormon neighbors. That keep trying to recruit me to be second wife (I suspect, anyway.)

I'm trying to be all anonymous-like, so you'll have to guess. Starting with Utah, though, you're pretty cold.

Queen, I'm so glad you're on! I thought it was just Jules, Payton and me.

…then comes marriage…
…then comes a baby in a baby carriage…

Then you'll NEVER get a good night's sleep.

Ahahahah!! AAAHAHAHAHA!!!

God, I thought I wasn't going to get all snarky.

It's Sarah, Jules, Payton and qc. If qc can BEHAVE. :-)

Pssshhht. It's the middle of the night and I'm lit. Misbehave all you want. I might feel weird about it tomorrow, but whatevs.

I would never, ever say "whatevs" if I hadn't had 3 really big martinis. I hope no one holds it against me.

Martinis. Nice.

Shaken or stirred?

Olives or onions?

I have many questions. I'm kind of nosey when it comes to alcohol. :-)

are you making martinis at home? like in a martini glass? fancy! and dangerous! them glasses are carazy! i know nothing about the gosling mcadamses. but i do know when you click on the trojan ad it is MUCH more boring than the ad itself. i was expecting some sort of demonstration or something. back to my wine.

I gotta hit the sack. Meaning the bed.

You guys have been hilarious all day!! Thanks.

:-)

Lava! You're here too! Hooray! I'm sorry I corrected you the other day with the whole "bypass" thing.

I'm making them. In swanky glasses from Crate and Barrel that I've recently learned are like 4 times the size of an actual martini.

I like onions AND olives, QC, no silly twists for me. I'm out of both, though, so it's pretty much just vodka (not gin, sorry, I'm not THAT much of a purist.) Vodka and I show the glass some vermouth. That's enough.

sarah! no harm done my husband would say i deserved it like some sort of karma. at least the big glasses minimize spillage. until like the 4th one of course.

good to join the slumber party at quarter til dawn. you guys crack me up.

To think my gay ass went to Queerty when the party was here.

Why go to Queerty when you can…
I have no rhyme, Jules. I was trying to entertain you, and I failed. I'm a slut, though. Does that help?

I'm impressed. I can't lie. The rum is kicking in…black out..it never happened.

I win!!! I think…

anyone drinking scotch in here?

Love you Sarah…that's Cpt. Morgan or my Repubicanism. I'm not sure.

repubicanism. awesome typo.

Hey Molly, just wanted to say I love your blog so much and you have great writing style, youre an asset to the gossip community, I run a blog myself and was hoping you could drop by and leave me a comment sometime

http://www.yournobody.com/

Jules, your repubican speaches are the best…
:)

Those pictures look sooooooo set up.

Sarah are you by chance from Kansas? Hmmm. You called me payton up above. How did you know payter is payton?? How I ask you? Are you reading my mind? Are you psycho - I mean Psychic? How do you spell Psychic?
Will I ever stop asking questions??

Yes, I did call you Payton!
No, I don't know how I knew that!
I think it was a typo!
I am both psycho AND psychic, especially when drinking!
Yes, you spelled "psychic" correctly!
Nope. Not from Kansas. That's closer than Utah, though. I think. Better get my map out.

Phew.
I was hoping you weren't my neighbor. My husband just yelled at her husband the other day and it wasn't pretty. All over a hose. Water hose.

But then again I don't have any black Morman neighbors trying to convert me so I should have known. I do have a black jehovah's witness neighbor, but he sends out his buddies as not to change the dynamic of our neighborhood. My husband might not invite him over for as many rum and cokes if he had to worry about the jehovah speech.

My husband used to be a black Jehovah's Witness. He's still black, though.

sarah, that is hilarious.

Thanks, STM. I love it when you say nice things to me. I'm a little needy today. I just begged Ilnaz to tell me I'm cool.

Oh, I meant to tell you, STM, I totally ripped your "I judge you when you use bad grammar" symbol from your blog. Now it's my desktop background. I hope you don't mind.

Just in case you notice that's it's gone missing. 'Cause I know that's how this kind of thing works.

Duuuuude, you are so fucking funny. That Jehova's Witness/black joke scores a perfect ten, even though your toes weren't pointed.

It's not actually a joke. He IS still black. And he was once a Jehovah's Witness. These are both truths.

point yo damn toes!! point yo motha fuckin toes!!!!

olympic diving nightmare. i'm awake now my bad.

Sarah you so funny even your truths make us laugh.
Don't get angry STM!! :)

I'd also like to say, for the record, that I will not dispute Ilz' opinion that my toes were not pointed, even though she is WRONG and my performance is above any kind of reproach.

lava I would usually be right there with you, but I am officially Olympiced out. Plus my husband is watching some Military Channel crap - sorry stuff - and my kids are dumbing themselves down watching Spongebob.
Which means the computer is free!! Yipee!

Hooray! I think it's okay to say "crap" though.

Wait… why is it so odd that a black man was a Jehova's Witness? It is odd that he was in a relationship with someone who isn't a Jehova's Witness, though, for sure. That's frowned upon by Watchtower. And how could slut like you do without the shagging?

SPONGEBOB IS ON?
Sorry, but I just remembered I have to go solve a… world crisis…

He left the Witnesses before he met me, much as I wish I could claim credit for his descent into my, um, snakepit. As it were.

Ilnaz, perhaps he couldn't resist Sarah and decided to leave/quit?
Yeah crap is okay to say, but I always feel a bit un-patriotic when I ask why he is watching that crap and it is about the history of our military.

But why was it so interesting he was a *black* Jehova's Witness?

When is Spongebob NOT on is what I have discovered. I have also discovered it is highly entertaining.

Payter, Ilnaz, I got this one. Catch me on my next post… I'm working on it (as far as Ilz' question goes.)

The whole Jehovah's Witness thing goes back to when I thought Sarah was my neighbor and spying on me (because she deciphered my nickname). Then I recalled that she said she had neighbors who were Morman and happened to be black who want her to convert, to which I replied I only have a black Jehovah's Witness so she couldn't be my neighbor. It really all comes down to figuring out where Sarah lives.
And that she isn't my neighbor.

By the way, I don't "have a black Jehova's Witness". Sarah does - well she has an ex-Jehova's Witness.
I do have a neighbor who is a Jehova's Witness and who happens to be black. I have to stop talking about him or he might not want to come back over for drinks. He makes a mean Captain and Coke.

Okay.
I don't think Payter thinks it's weird, specifically, that there are black JWs. I think whenever one of us has a neighbor of any race who is either a Mormon or JW, it's kind of notable. Exotic, even, regardless of one's own beliefs. I know I'm likely to forget if someone in my neighborhood is, say, Presbyterian, but I will NEVER forget if they tell me that they're a Jehovah's Witness - or a Quaker - or a Mormon.

Having said that - and now I hope I don't undo my apology on the Romney post - it IS weird when you come across black Mormons, and not so much with the Witnesses. However, it's easy to sort of mentally put all these less mainstream religions together, especially if you've never had any around to ask the specifics of THEIR religion.

Now back to the black Jehovah's Witnesses thing… If you're going to take note that your neighbor is a Jehovah's Witness, well, you're not likely to forget that he or she is also black.

Hopefully I covered everything. If there are any questions, you may see me after class. Until then, carry on.

I take that back, my son was not watching Spongebob. He was rubbing lotion ALL OVER himself (he didn't have any pants on) and our footboard of our bed. Why did I think I could be on the computer? Now he is in the same room as me so I can slack off again. Phew.

Very well said Sarah. Since I don't normally answer the door for anyone telling me about religion, I will plead ignorance on JW.
I do know a Morman who once asked me if I was well balanced in my life. I never asked him the specifics of his religion, and I avoided him daily from that point on.
So I am just pleading ignorance on all parts.

I do watch Big Love though.

You know what's funny? That sometimes these commies take such a zag from the zig of the original post that they are no longer recognizable in relation to each other. It's like watching a Simpsons episode.

Oh… I never read all of the comments (I read all of Sarah's, though), so I thought we were continuing with the "it's weird that a black person would become Mormon." (I agree, it is weird.) I thought maybe there were some racist Jehovah's Witness teachings (which shocked me).
I was a little confused. Not because you noticed the Jehova's Witness was black, but because you pointed it out to us, as if it's weird. (I am not offended. I just thought it was kind of like the Mormon issue.) Does this make sense?

I'm done editing my last PP&T paper. I went through 17! Just it time for my plans. Is it wrong that I'm a little less excited about my friend's goodbye party because Sarah's comments won't be accesible there. Before your hagdom, I almost scratched out my eyeballs because I had to stay home on the computer so much.

That does make sense. You may continue to think there aren't any weird racist teachings with the Witnesses because you're right, there aren't any. I actually have a huge amount of respect for the Jehovah's Witnesses. My husband does, too - we just don't agree with them.

Pulp and Paper! Pulp and Paper!

Sorry - I had to shake it off a little… things were becoming wayyy too serious for a minute there.

Okay. Go say goodbye and then come right back to us.

Yes sorry ilnaz, I don't think it is weird, he is just the only neighbor whose religion I know and to me it is different like the Morman religion. I am sure if I dug deeper I would find some weird shit about my other neighbors and I prefer to not know.
Now Sarah, say something funny.
:)

Gah! Pressure! Okay… I'll go order some takeout and maybe think of something funny along the way… fingers crossed…

i knew a mormon once who drank mountain dew.

which is important because mountain dew is mormonly forbidden.

which should interrupt any significant conversation that was previously occuring….

I want to know what other things are Mormonly Forbidden. And why Mountain Dew? And how do you know this? Did the Mormon tell you as he or she was performing this perverted and shameful act upon him/herself?

actually yes he was sippin on some sizzrp as he spoketh. they were forbidden from partaking in anything that would harm their bodies maybe because their bodies were sacred? and soda was harmful? maybe? it was a while ago. mormons should partake in MG cause they gotta lotta of questions to answer.

I just got sucked into this Mormon thread and decided to comment given the fact that one just tried to convert me…so, in no particular order, my vague understanding of Mormon religion from the perspective of 'don't save me bro!'.

1. Mormons don't consume drugs of any kind including caffeine (hence the Mountain Dew consumption being so sacreligious)

2. *The second coming of some biblical person equivalent to Jesus (I'm an atheist, so bear with me here) will be an American Indian. That's why there are so many Mormons in the Southwest - they're all waiting for him out here.

3. And *finally, they have their own special Mormon panties - something about God being able to see through everything (including clothes), but if HE sees your special Mormon panties, HE knows you're a chosen one and doesn't look any further. Which I thought kind of pervy, but perhaps I didn't grasp the full meaning she was trying to get across to me.

Frankly, during her attempt to save me I was wondering if one is destined for hell if one throws away the Book of Mormon one has just received…

So I recycled it instead.

An addition to the Mormon thread: They're not called Mormon panties, they're called 'garments' instead. Both men and women wear them.

y'all just made my eyes bleed. and my brain explode. and i'm pretty sure my dog just told me to kill a man. but i'm not gonna… at least i'm not gonna simply because my *dog* said so.

prince is a jehovah's witness. and he won't sing any of his sexitime songs in concert.

and sarah, being a fellow grammarian, you are more than welcome to my blog images. as long as you promise to go forth and spread the grammar good word.

are they really coming out with a new knight rider? i'm not sure how i feel about this. i better ask glenlivet. he knows a lot of things about two things.

Yup. 1) Regular drunk and 2)My dog's telling me to kill people, Son of Sam-style drunk. I've met Mr. Livet, and we agreed not to see each other again. Or at least if we do, we'll pretend not to know each other.
- Yeah, funny about Prince. He will, however, stroke his Guitar-Shaped-Like-The-Symbol-That-Was-Once-His-Name suggestively, all masturbatey-like though.
- Thank you, STM, for the gracious loan of your blog stuff, but allow me to remind you: I did not borrow it. I STOLE IT. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

And Second: have you seen "The Garment?" It's like a grown-up onesie. I'm not saying that's bad, especially since I have won no favors from the Mormons of Mollygood, just odd. Now you know what I know.

Oh… there's also that whole "By the way, if you join, we get to 'convert' all your dead relatives, hope that's okay with you, now hand over the list" thing.

They used to (and still might be) the go-to guys for family tree research, for exactly that reason. You get your family tree done, they get to keep your ancestor's souls.

Now I have to apologize to the Mormons again.
Why do I keep doing this to myself…

By the way, Second, I love love LOVE "Don't save me, bro!"

I'm stealing that from you like it was on Stop The Madness's blog.

Interesting about Prince STM. Remind me never to go to one of his concerts - his sexitime songs are my favorite!! I know he is still good, so I suppose I would go if given a chance - my sexitime parts jusy might not like it.

Jusy sexitime parts… mmmmmm….

Inappropriate. Inappropriate. Sar, Can I get a redaction again… I just said something weird to Payter that I regret…

no regrets Sarah. That typo would have looked so much better the way you typed it anyway.

*phew!*
By the way, I only comment on the very best typos, like this one. Other ones I let slide. Unless they're mine, then I get all frantic and OCD about it.

I've seen Prince since he went full on JW and he was still awesome.

Interestingly, i've heard that he is very active and actually goes out witnessing. Which means he could come knocking on your door to discuss God.

BOF/E - I am picturing an awesome Celebrity Encounter by one of our MG commenters in Minneapolis! That would be a story worth reading and certainly not a waste of 2 minutes of our exciting and thrilling lives.
Sarah - are in you Minnesota to cover this angle?
:)

Oh, Elves! You're here! I thought you were locked in the Biden room.

Do I have to move to Minneapolis to get Prince to come Witness me? 'Cause I would totally let him in.

I'd even let him keep his high-heeled boots on.

Nothing else, though. The rest has to come off.

So not Minneapolis/Minnesota? Just trying to figure out what accent you use as you type your comments Sarah…

Ha! Clever Payton, you so sneaky! Keep guessing, bizatch!

Oh, by the way, I guess you heard me ranting at Nadine. That could've gotten ugly. IF NADINE HAD THE BALLS TO SHOW HER STUPIDHEAD FACE AGAIN!

Oh, I think the caffeine is making me apoplectic…

S'ok it's messing with me too. Serves me right for drinking coffee after midnight i guess. I'm either gonna be up all night or subject to conk out without warning. Either way i'm procrastinating quite successfully given how much i have to do tomorrow. Take THAT responsibilities!!

Oh, right! It's almost Monday there. Wait… if you live in the bush, where do you work? What possible responsibilities can you have, besides growing chamomile and um… dreamtiming?

I meant that the Aboriginal way, not the I've-had-too-much-chamomile-and-now-I'm-sleepy way.

@ Sarah - Thank you - no one ever steals from me, and I'm very flattered that you want to. You may even have my SSN as a goodwill gesture to get you on your way.

Oh, and actually, I have seen the garment - but only as much as it sticks out of my converter's pants in front of me in class. I asked her once like an idiot, (and this is how it all started) "do you always layer? I don't know how you wear all those layers of clothing here in the desert. You must be hot."
And then I got a full Mormon smack-down and a bible. It was terribly awkward - she gave a big presentation and I could only stammer, "um, uh, you're really trying to convert the wrong gal here."

When they're on your front porch you can at least slam the door and go back to drinking your Mountain Dew and heroin without judgment.

Oh, this I have to share!!!

A Mormon troupe came to my sister-in-law's door once and she waved her hand in a circle all serious…and said, "These are not the droids you're looking for."

I'll never be that quick on my feet.

Yay! I love coming back to my computer and finding new comments!

Second, my pleasure. Any time you'd like me to steal from you I'll be happy to. Stealing feels the best when it's appreciated.

That is the most interesting lead up to an attempted conversion I've ever heard. Sexy, too!

you guys crack me up. and my sunday was getting awfully boring so i thank you all.

so here's a fun mormon story. at the same company where i met the mountain dew drinking mormon i also met a mormon girl. i'm pretty sure the whole company was run by mormons. and said company was in GEORGIA, which is by the way a trojan free city for you sarah stalkers out there. eh? EH? anywho…

she met some mormon guy, dated him twice, fell in love and then married him!! it was like TWO WEEKS after she met him! apparently this is common since unlike us "virgins" they're actual virgins who actually wait until marriage. *shiver*

eesh

Oh, I'd like to steal your sister-in-law.

oh and btw, if i pay my money you lil purple freak, i want me some darling nikki. jehovah shmefrickinhovah.

Even if Prince only Witnesses to me he better sing Darling Nikki.

I just realized that we've hit the 100 commie mark, a large quantity of which are mine, and I have not said ONE single thing about the original topic. Which if I remember right, is Whatsername and Whathisname.

I've gone this long; why start now?

i think they're both black mormon trojan-wearing ex-jehovahs witnesses so you're all good. rachels about to take some ambien and come clean my house.

That's how the magic happens, yo.

AND I believe we have come full circle.

Well, almost, anyway.

Why would a city WANT to be Trojan free? That is the question.
If Prince came to my door I would want him to do an awesome rendition of Erotic City.
To stay on topic - my husband and his sister are named Ryan and Rachel. So I just decided as cute as these two may be they kind of get an ewwww from me.

I don't care how many advertising dollars Trojan puts into their campaign - having sex with someone who's wearing a condom feels like you're screwing a balloon animal. End of story. If you want me to buy your product, I can't come away from the experience with said product thinking 'wow, that wasn't at all unlike a day at the circus'.
OR maybe that was too much information…

Oh, Second - now I'm all scared for your health.

AIDS is all fun and games until someone is actually exposed to it.

Oh no, I feel a lecture coming on… You won't like me when I'm lecture-y…

No, no - I believe in them, I just don't like them.
I think Trojan should focus their energies on building a better product that's all.

Wait - now I've just opened up myself to attack.

I just wish I didn't have to use them and worry the entire time that they're going to squeak.

Like a balloon animal might.

If said balloon animal is squeezed in a biblical sense.

Okay, it sounds like you're not in need of a lecture. I'll let you go with a warning this time, missy.

I like the idea of "building a better condom." It brings to mind scaffolding and engineers in hard hats, looking on with approval as the project is put underway.

Okay, just so you all know where the guess-where-Sarah-lives game is at:

I do not live in the mythical Trojanless City of Georgia, which I think is somewhere near Atlantis.

Cute, but get a room!

Thanks for the lecture Second. Everyone needs the reminder once in a while. Maybe someone from Trojan is listening and will get their hardhat out and get to work on creating a better condom.

Oh, Amy Grindhouse. That doesn't make any sense, so I'm not looking at your blog.

Say something charming and I might. That's how STM got me. And Bedbugsandballyhoo. (Although that was 50% because I really like that song.)

I'll Second that. :-)

Also, the "Together Again" in the title made me sing that Buck Owens song all weekend.

"My tears have stopped falling,
the lonely nights have come to an end.
the key to my heart…"

Well you get the idea. ALL WEEKEND!!

Sarah,

Oh, Amy Grindhouse. That doesn't make any sense, so I'm not looking at your blog.

I meant that it is nice they seem to be in love, but there is a time and a place for everything.

No need to be a troll, S. I am just reading MG and making an innocent comment, do you have nothing better to do than make nasty comments to people?
Don't read my site. I don't like trolls anyway. Who needs you!

Oh! you were talking about the original post! Which I guess is normal…

The rest of us have moved on to our own commentary, since this post is two days old and Whitney deserves the weekend off. I thought you'd joined us and were just saying something utterly random.

So, hopefully that makes sense, and fuck you very much, troll.

Love,
Sarah! XOXO

Sarah - Why is it random for me to read a post and make a comment? I am free to do so, if I wish.

So, hopefully that makes sense, and fuck you very much, troll.

Classy… I did not resort to swearing.

Do as you wish and enjoy your conversation. I wish you no malice, I just have a strong dislike of people trying to online bully (which is what I suspected you of doing). It's so '95.

As you were…

Oh Sarah!! In keeping with the "Together Again" theme, here is another country song that came to my mind after I read your comment at #120:

"Have I told you lately that I love you."

Scotty Wiseman wrote it in 1945. And everyone from Elvis to Della Reese to Englebert Humperdinck
have covered it.

I am not Casey Kasem. I just want you to know that I am really enjoying reading your comments! :-)

Sarah-I meant your comment at #121. Forgive me, it's way past my bedtime. :-)

oh WAIT!! Sarah! I DID mean your comment at #120!!! That Early Bird Special of a most delicious Turkey dinner and it's tryptophan is not occulding my reasoning powers after all!!!

"Cute but get a room" is kind of a "on line bully type" of a sentiment. I'm just saying.

If you don't want it, don't invite it, that is all I'm saying Grindhouse.

queencrone - hi

"Cute but get a room" is kind of a "on line bully type" of a sentiment. I'm just saying.

If you don't want it, don't invite it, that is all I'm saying Grindhouse.

I was refering only to the post and celeb news, so not sure the above really makes sense in that context? It was meant as an innocent and tongue-in-cheek response to the original post, but I respect your P.O.V.

Amy, are you drinking?
I only ask because you seem to be unreasonably sensitive. I said that it was normal to comment on the original post. There were a billion comments that were all related to each other; yours wasn't; it seemed unusual.
And if anybody's not a bully, it's me. I cry if you look at me funny. Just ask Ilnazhad. She looks at me funny regularly and I cry like a bitch each time (figuratively.)
Oh, and I like to swear. I'm sorry if that offends your delicate sensibilities.

I have a soft spot for people who were bullied, I was one myself. I got past it by being funnier - oh, and smarter (and eventually cuter) - than they were.
But I don't have a lot of patience for people who insist on taking every small thing (that, frankly has very little to do with you) as a personal and crushing slight as an adult. I'm going to assume you're an adult.
If you're sixteen, I apologize for hurting your feelings.
If you're any older, well, methinks you need to quit being so precious and stop insisting that you're a victim, especially if no one is victimizing you. Because then, you're just a grown-up, rolling around on the floor, not taking responsiblity for your adulthood.
Anyway!
Loves! XOXO
Sarah

Queencrone, can I sleep with you tonight? That was exhausting! And I love you. I mean… I really really liked your not-tryptophanic comments.
Dammit! I always move in too soon… my insecure, slutty self…

Sarah -

I said that it was normal to comment on the original post. There were a billion comments that were all related to each other; yours wasn't; it seemed unusual.

OK.

Oh, and I like to swear. I'm sorry if that offends your delicate sensibilities.

Really doesn't. I only pointed that out as it seemed out of nowhere. Fair do's.

But I don't have a lot of patience for people who insist on taking every small thing (that, frankly has very little to do with you) as a personal and crushing slight as an adult.

I was not sticking my nose in, I was making an isolated comment. I am grown. I am not insulted. Again, I do not wish you, nor anyone else in here malice. Seems a few comments were read out of context or misunderstood and this is a storm in a tea-cup. Over it. Enjoy the thread Sarah.

Peace out x

Well, then. Methinks (I just like saying "methinks") we're all good. No harm, no whatevs.

Again,
Love ya!
XOXO
Sarah!

Sarah - Of course. It's all good. Take care and peace.

Amy.

I get the tongue-in-cheek. It's hard to convey that in posts because you can't see the flouncy gestures that make it super fun.

I'm just glad that we all get it. It's all good.

Puff, puff pass. Good to go! :-)

Auggghhh, I just said "whatevs." And I am NOT drinking. That's the first and only time. You'll never hear it from me again sober, people. Take note, please.

queencrone - True! All cool.

x

Sarah, Your one in a Million! (Larry Graham)

Another song.

Good lord! This post is bringing out the lounge lizard songstress in me… Tip your server, we'll be here all week. Next up: Sarah Smile. (Hall and Oates)

:-)

You, especially, QC, since I'm sleeping with you tonight (see how I just invited myself? That's how to do it. Make people so uncomfortable that they can't say no…) Will Ilnaz be mad at us? Oh no…
*rocking and crying, rocking and crying, goddammit, again…*

Oh. I don't know Larry Graham, but I do know Graham Parsons. Is that anything?
Oh, I love you, but please don't quote Hall and Oates to me. I've had my share and I'm good now, thanks…

Amy Grindhouse, Have I told you lately that your one in a million?

I'm doing a medly of the old school now. Just for you.

And I'm going to do a special version of Tears Dry on Their Own, just for you. :-)

I also have some Graham crackers in my cupboard for when we get the muchies. We can make s'mores over the campfire!!!

Hooray! I'll get the Elvis Costello tapes out of the … um… bomb shelter.

Great. That will work.

Also-can you let me out of the bomb shelter, because I forgot the combination. I've been stuck in here for a while.

Thank goodness we packed some beer in here.

Yeah. AND plenty of Elvis Costello. You're luckier than most!
It's like you're in Clubland.
Or rather…
"in Clublannnnd, in Clublannnnnd…"

Cord, Whitney, David and everyone on the masthead… I hope your job(s, respectively) doesn't (or don't, respectively) mean you have to read every one of these, and if it does, I'm sorry that I added another with this apology. I know I monopolized a lot of space this weekend. So. I'm sorry, and I take full responsibility. For my space-taking.
I am bowing right now, but I guess you can't see that. Bowing and exiting the room…

Did somebody say munchies?

WOW. I miss everything!
Who died and made Sarah the boss? Not that I'm complaining. But I don't think AG is a troll…. and she had a graceful response.

Sarah, don't go getting self-conscious about your posts here. I have thought about the fact that they have to read what I write (or consciously skip it or whatver) but there's no need to go apologizing for how much space you monopolized. If they didn't want you to be here, they'd block or delete your stuff, I figure. You're fun, and you're funny, and even though you apparently don't think it's cool to say whatevs (WRONG IT'S THE COOLEST) I like you.

You guys really get me through my day sometimes. Wouldn't it be amazing if we all really could go to happy hour together sometime? Except in the state I live, Happy Hour is not allowed. LAME. But I'll travel to you, no worries.

I'm cool with AG. Plus AG is funny. :-)

How can a state outlaw Happy Hour? That's like not allowing rainbows and sunshine. :-)

Tell me about it. Something about special deals on alcohol and how long they can run. It's bogus.

i hate her.

AdAd, you need to move. That is clearly the only choice.

I'm cool with AG, too. I'd kiss her if she was here. Long and slow-like.

AdAd, I think you might live where I live. Is the Trojan Vibe not allowed, too?

Sar, I just realized that it WAS kind of boss-like of me to, um, "give" Whitney the weekend off.

So I'm gonna go with it, see how well it does.

Did you enjoy your weekend off, Whitney? Good. Your inbox is overflowing.

i hope they get married and have babies and live happily ever after, they are the cutest most adorable couple ever!

Late and random ridiculousness, but what a mean cow Sarah is. Why are you so mean to that girl? Let people comment in peace, she wasn't nosy, her comment had nothing to do with you! Mind your own business (see not very nice is it, when people jump down your throat for no reason!)

My goodness, Claire, you ARE late! Someone just recently told me to search old posts to see if anyone left any weird and argumentative responses to old posties, and sure enough, here you are! Amazing.

Anyways.

You are responding to a misunderstanding… MY misunderstanding. Which I'm pretty sure was cleared up rather quickly. Everyone is good.

What's odd is that you A) found the original "mean" response to my being called a troll, B) chose to respond to THAT without following through with the thread, and then C) made said response more than three weeks later.
Um, also, D) that I'M responding to aforementioned response 5 days after YOUR late response.

But you were late first! Um, so there.

@ Sarah

Was skimming search results, as I am a bit of a Gosling fan. That part of the convo jumped out from the others a bit. Went back and had a second look and it seemed an obtuse way to interrupt a conversation is all. Fair enough you feel you cleared it up.

P.S. They don't close threads and I found the post a fair while after posting. I can comment when I wish. Don't really see why that's relevant?

It's relevant because it's funny. Comment at will. I'll check back in about a month - don't disappoint me, Claire!