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Cute boy Ryan Gosling can officially add animal rights activist to his résumé. The Canadian ex-Mouseketeer recently sent a letter to the the CEO of KFC Canada, John Bitove, asking him to help end the factory farming abuses common in commercial chicken production. The letter was a wonderful gesture, but, unfortunately, Gosling forgot to enclose in it a check for hundreds of millions of dollars, which is what it would take to get these greedy, bloated captains of death to stop what they're doing. Oh, well!

After the jump, the letter's text and an abominable video from inside a chicken factory, courtesy of PETA.

Dear Mr. Bitove:

I am discouraged to hear that KFC Canada has not intervened to eliminate the abuses that birds raised and killed for KFC restaurants suffer, despite the strides that are being made by other companies.

I understand that KFC Canada is still allowing its suppliers to scald chickens to death in scorching-hot water tanks and that many birds still suffer broken wings and legs because of violent treatment prior to slaughter. As a Canadian, I hope that you’ll set a good example for KFC operators in the U.S. and elsewhere by stopping the worst abuses endured by the birds killed for KFC Canada’s buckets. Won’t you please consider setting a precedent that all other KFCs can follow?

The time is ripe to do the right thing. By adopting the basic recommendations made by PETA and scientific experts (including raising birds in a more natural manner and employing less cruel slaughter methods), you could dramatically improve the lives and deaths of chickens raised and killed for KFC Canada.

Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Ryan Gosling

May 1, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 9 Responses
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  • Comments (9)

    No. 1 maria says:

    haha Gosling is saving the goslings.

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 11:19 am
    No. 2 SeriousStyle says:

    I love him more and more each day. For reals.

    That being said, there is no way I can watch that video. I'm a total pussy about watching animals being hurt. Of course I say that and am totally cooking chicken for dinner tonight.

    I'm a pussy and a hypocrite. I'm a pussocrite.

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 11:33 am
    No. 3 pp says:

    I weeps for those peeps.

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    No. 4 mae says:

    juje, get the bucket. its time for a sacrifice.

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    No. 5 J-Ho says:

    Do you guys realize there's a KFC banner ad running on the sidebar of this very website. I just saw it right next to said abominable video. A bit hypocritical, no Cord?

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    No. 6 Cord Jefferson, MollyGood says:

    @ J-Ho

    Contextual advertising makes for wonderful irony.

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    No. 7 46n2 says:

    I hate store bought fried chicken and I'm afraid to watch that video.

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    No. 8 J-Ho says:

    @ Cord

    Yes, yes, I suppose it does. I'm no animal rights crusader myself, just thought it was worth noting.

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    No. 9 edaj says:

    But still, that secret receipe chicken does taste good non? Sigh.

    Posted: May 2, 2008 at 7:12 am
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