Fear not, fellow hags. Mr. Luscious will be available again before they make it to year one. In the meantime, can we have a nice shirtless Reynolds for this post?

i just knew he'd end up breaking my heart.

Eh, ScarJo doesn't believe in monogamy, remember? This'll be over in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

I say we all stage a Hands Across America-type protest until they get it annulled. We can call it "Hands Across the Six-Pack" (no, of course it's not just a petty reason to touch Ryan, wink wink).

*joining hands with Rainey*

Alanis really should have held off on that new album a bit.

Scarlett is such a bitch. Where's my cookie dough.

maybe he'll look at the weird tattoo on her arm and file for an annulment

She'll watch Van Wilder with him and go "I don't get it." Then it's over.

Ten bucks says she's preggers.

Who's making the S'mores and baking the mac and cheese? I needs me some comfort food.

Screw that. Who's bringing the vodka?

I was always a Johnny and never a Berg. Now bring me a pizza!

why did Ryan marry a bimbo? Scarjo's a real DOWNGRADE from Alanis. Alanis is someone who seems intelligent and can hold interesting conversations and Scarlett.. not so much.

furthermore, it is doubtful that Scarlett will go down on him in a thea-tah.

i give them 2 years

Ryan and I have a history. I met him circa-a-long-ass-time ago when he was on that show on Nikelodeon called Hillside (aka Fifteen).

Here is photographic evidence:
http://i54.photobucket.com/alb.....7/Ryan.jpg

I'm the one on the left that the 80's threw up on.

Puh-Riceless!!

Oily, I love that picture more than life itself. The NKOTB, the Nickelodeon, the fanny pack, the sleeve rolls and the ultra color socks… and Ryan Reynolds to boot. This is the most magical photo that has ever entered my life.

Thanks sar! I blogged about it one time where I broke down all of the 80's aspects. I don't do anythig half way. The fanny pack is acid washed too.

I would like to bet one tarnished penny with some gum(?) stuck to it that it's over in 10 months for theses two. I would bet more but a penny is about how much I care what they do and I simply can't commit a shinny penny. I'm betting one of those pennies that when you get it you not really sure if you should put it in your pocket or not because it looks so skeezy that you say to yourself, I bet this used to belong to a stripper with a yeast infection. I guess the gist of it is I refuse to care about these two until they leak a sex tape.

hey oily, do you think you can hook me up with the guy in stunna shades to your left? mkthx.

Haha Killorn! That is my brother! Sorry but he is taken. I know, from the picture it seems like that would be unlikely but he really is married!

can I at least get custody of his sweet tube socks?

I think I could arrange that!

oily, that picture made my day. Love it!

Thank you! I thought people would enjoy it. Not only does it involve Ryan Reynolds but I look like a total jackass which is always good for entertainment.

He looks like Gavin Newsome but not as good looking.