Sorry, teetotalers, but it's fun to get lit at the airport. Besotted travelers everywhere know that not only does the drinking help calm pre-takeoff jitters, it also makes talkative neighboring passengers less annoying. And hell, if you're drunk enough, talkative neighboring passengers have a way of becoming much less talkative! However, if those four initially perfectly timed Bloody Marys end up preceding a delayed flight, you're in trouble. All of a sudden you're shitfaced, bored and, as the hypnotists say, you're getting very sleepy. What to do? If you're Nick Nolte, seen here in Hawaii recently, you pass out on the floor with your head cocked awkwardly against metal pole.

I'm not surprised to see an ostensibly drunk Nick Nolte asleep on the floor of an airport in Hawaii, as history has shown that he loves drinking and Hawaii. What's surprising is that the people brazen enough to stand directly above him and snap shots of his face didn't have to retrieve their cameras from their nasal passages.

Here's to you, Nick.

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