Just when you think this mess can't get any crazier. Someone manages to up the crazy to new shameful heights. This mess is wackier than, Days of Our Lives. Then even had an exorcism and I think an alien? No, that was General Hospital. This is still crazier.

I wonder if he pisses on graves of people he doesn't even know just so he can say he pissed on their grave. Pissing on a grave he mutters "I fucking am pissing on your grave, er umm, John English b.1912-d.2000!".

It obviously makes you more of a bad ass if you just go around pissing on peoples graves. What's your name? when you die I'm going to find you and piss on your grave. Plus he'll spike all your drinks with drugs. I guess it depends on what kind of drugs. Nothing that will make me sleepy.

Pissing on graves seems like such an exercise in futility and cowardice. If you are going to pee on someone, do it while they are alive.

"‘Sam had told Britney that she was an unfit mother, a piece of trash and a whore, that she cares more about Adnan, her current boyfriend, than she cares about her kids, and that she does not deserve the kids.’"

So…exactly which part of that wasn't 100% true? He should have added frapps, 2am drug store and gas station runs, bad weaves, paparazzi, and fast food to that list of things Brit cares more about than her children.

I've been pissed on before. Never intentionally. They were either under the age of 6 months or stupid drunk. Either way, it's rude but I'd forgive them. Being a baby is no excuse.

I would not let this guy near any nursing homes.

when sam dies i'm going to piss on his grave. word.

To ya muth. You can't leave me hanging like that.

I'll join you but you have to promise not to cross the streams.

We should all make valentine's cards for Sam. The inside should read :

"Roses are red, violets are blue,
after you die, I am going to take a poo -
ON YOUR GRAVE!"

"Roses are red and I like brie,
When you die I am going to pee -
ON YOUR GRAVE"

I was pissed on at a bar on New Years weekend…no worries though, I still got laid (by someone else, it wasn't a urophiliac or anything)

Roses are red, you smell like poo
And when you die, I'll shit on you.

too much?

no stream crossing.

roses are red, daisy are yellow
when you die i shall pee on you fellow!

We can start a line of greeting cards. "When you care enough to piss on someone's grave."

lisa, that cracks me up. i thought to myself "but wait, that doesn't even rhyme!" and then i laughed even harder.

"i like brie." ridiculous and hilarious all at once!

no, it's not too much juju. never too much.

i have a friend who met some dude at a bar and took him after a few thousand drinks.

they got it on, and then they passed out. she woke up because she heard something that sounded weird. she opened her eyes, and… i shit you not… the dude was taking a crap in her garbage can. she was like "oh my god, what are you doing!" and he mumbled something about going to the bathroom.

they are married today.

true story.

That's good. I still have not learned how to bring it down a notch. I'm looking into classes at the learning annex.

*took him home.

that's what i meant.

i guess she took him too. in the biblical sense if you know what i mean.

of course you do. everyone does.

now that's love, i would have kicked him out of my house and never spoken to him or about him again.

We had a guy at work that took a shit in the parking lot then just pulled up his pants and walked in to work. No big deal.

What bothers me about that gratuitous shitting, is doesn't your butthole itch later on? What about skidmarks?

sometimes you get what i like to call "a clean sweep." where really, after you poo it's like you didn't poo at all.

(note to juju: i think we're heading into "too much" territory.)

Ha! I call that a clean break. I still wipe my ass like three times to be sure.

baby wipes. it's all about the baby wipes.

Terrence, is that you?

Well, that other person tried to tell us a few days ago. I have always thought that Oscama Lifti was just trying to play Billy Badass. That guy from a few days ago probably called the DQ in Kentwood and asked that they get a message to Lynne or, at the very least, Shitney (all those pictures of her at the gas station were probably of her pooping from her 10 daily doses of laxatives) must have been keeping in touch with Shamie Lynn and that is hard to do when you cain't charge yah cellphone, ya'll. Bet Shit Shit wasn't as out of touch with the fam as some would have you believe.

I do feel we may be spreading the thong line of tmi. Thankfully the line is made of spandex. Like Lindsay's leggings.

If this is true, this guy needs to be put in jail.

He and Howard K Smith should hook up

haha, i was totally channeling terrence.

This thread really went down the toilet :-)

lisa: Maybe he scooted in the grass like a dog? I have a friend whose ex-bf (at that point very recently ex) as an act of retaliation took a shit on the hood of her car. I assume he didn't bring toilet paper because he didn't leave any behind. Beyond that, though, how do you even work that up, let alone execute it?

Hey y'all, my ear's is burnin'. Y'all talkin' 'bout me agin?

This is making me gag! lol