Battle Of The Hangers-On

We've come to the conclusions that the Lohan family can't survive without being involved in some sort of public feud. The latest was with America's hero, Anderson Cooper, but this time they're keeping it inside the family and battling father Michael Lohan. Oh boy.

Upon news that Lindsay's girlfriend Samantha Ronson plans to write a tell-all, Michael went into a tirade accusing Sam of using LiLo for fame. Mike's not so self-aware, is he? In response, Lindsay pulled her dad aside and had a mature talk about how his actions hurt her. Just kidding, she went to Access Hollywood to announce that her father is "out of control."

So now it's Samantha's turn, and she unleashed her anger via MySpace, Brooke Hogan-style.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bullied

i really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life- i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it's safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

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Aug 28, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 11 Responses
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Comments (11)

No. 1 hms says:

The whole group is obnoxious and pitiful, including this one.

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 9:11 am
No. 2 mandi says:

all those hyphens are upsetting me

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 9:12 am
No. 3 Victoria says:

Shut up Ronson…and try taking bath…and PLEASE clean up those raccoon eyes. Even though I think Lohan's father is an opportunistic cad…he's right…Ronson was a nobody until Lohan came around her.

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 9:51 am
No. 4 Run-DMS says:

that writing style of hers is really annoying - because like she doesn't seem to know how to use punctuation - hardly a period at all oh here's one:. she doesn't use upper-case letters much either which adds to the annoying factor - weren't the ronson kids all sent to expensive private schools?- just wondering -

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 10:39 am
No. 5 Keeblerkahn says:

I agree?…with Run>. If this-is a taste: ofher book' then it will bee un@readabull. but i Like how ^ she ask$ when his book is coming out.

Lord help us if she ghost writes her book with KAnye 'BROKE MY MAC BOOK AIR SORE KNEES' we$t:!

(where is the damn umlaut key?)

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 10:50 am
No. 6 JE*NNA says:

What is with this lesbo and making that stupid ass face in all her pictures? We all get it Ronson, you're an ugly lesbian who wants to be seen as hardcore. If so, then maybe try dating someone OTHER than Lindsay Ho-han. And way to go for takign out your war on Myspace. Like anyone still gives a crap about that. And I agree that Mike Lohan is an arrogant idiot who's JUST as worse as the mother, but he IS right about one thing though, you were NO ONE before you started performing fellatio on that skank. All of you guys, SamLesRon, ALL the Lohans including the little sister with the fake boobies, need to be locked away in a mental ward. You're all just creating drama to be in the spotlight

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 11:29 am
No. 7 southiejpd says:

Thats one UGLY dude

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 11:44 am
No. 8 lava says:

found one keebler! cause i'm Deutsche like that ;)

ß

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 2:48 pm
No. 9 Helen Skor says:

Wait . . . is that an umlaut? Because I thought an umlaut was the double dots over the letter. If it's not, then I've been using the word wrong my whole life. Oops.

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 3:13 pm
No. 10 sar says:

Umlaut is what Heidi Klum is naming her next baby.

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 3:31 pm
No. 11 lava says:

well helen you are correct. i wiki-ed the term instead of blindly guessing like i did before.

the ß is called epsett according to wiki. and the double dots are the umlaut. although umlaut is a funny word and the ß looks funny so i'm just going to go ahead and reinvent the german language and combine them both together. apparently.

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 11:08 pm
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