A new article in Page Six is making Sheryl Crow look more ridiculous than she did after composing that aural drill bit "Soak Up the Sun."
The save-the-environment rocker who's on a "Stop Global Warming College Tour" with Laurie David and just proposed a limit on toilet paper usage is a big gas-guzzler. Her performance rider demands for each show include three tractor trailers, four buses and six cars for her entourage, TheSmokingGun.com reports. She also insists on 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, six bottles of "local" beer and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." Crow's flack said the rider was "an old one from 10 years ago" but declined to show us a current one.
If that rider is an "old one from 10 years ago," what's changed? Has she stopped touring on buses?
Sheryl, maybe you should soak up some forethought and stay out of the sun for a while. It sounds like you may be getting heat stroke.
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Not only do I not understand the reverence given to her, but her success as a music artist? Inconceivable!
Will Rogers said:
"It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt".
I am convinced, more and more, that most celebrities are just really dumb people who, because of the sychophants that surround them, have unleashed their real dumb thought, when most would just keep them to themselves, for fear that they would be found out. : -D
As Crow starts believing her own crap, her third eye and turd eye are becoming one—-Shift Happens! She is about to jump the shark. She's s a great singer, but her brainpower is Angel Soft menopausal. She thought she was going to leave a mark on this world…She'll probably leave a stain. For now, it's like an Alcatraz (sic) around her neck. Every word that comes out of Miss Fruit Loops mouth is a life sentence bowl of stupidity.Why should she waste her time reliving the past with the Lance drama when she can spend it worrying about the future, and her global warming mentos and coke science project she found out about on YouTube.
Limited on toliet paper?? She must have a ton of dingleberries.
Along with the stupid comments SC makes, I'd like to make a comment on Hillary Clinton. The more these women talk, the more idiotic they sound. It's embarrassing.
so apparently at the white house correspondents dinner, she and laurie david made the mistake of wandering up to karl rove (you know, the most evil man ever according to reputable news outlets) and accosted him for his stance on global warming. i mean, jesus that is stupid. have they no sense of self-preservation? that man will fucking EAT you if you disturb him during a meal. for that matter, so would i.
My big fat ass she was joking about the limit on the use of toliet paper. I love these stupid celebs that are sooooo pro-environment but tour with 17 buses all around the country.
Ugh, I've never liked her.
How is she supposed to tour without trucks? There is no such thing as being a perfect environmentalist, but if everyone just does a little more to better the environment than what they already do it will improve things significantly. If I live in a solar efficient house, drive a hybrid car, and recycle like crazy, should I be berated for getting on a plane? Don't criticize people for not being 100% eco-friendly if they are at least doing something.
I'm all for being green, to a logical point. We have those spiral light bulbs, we only have one car, and we reuse a lot of plastic and glass containers. This could argue that we're just cheap, but hey, we're helping the earth, right? :) But c'mon… One square of TP?? That's insane! That's almost as bad as Cameron Diaz telling everyone "if it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down." She's not only forcing us to listen to her shitty music, but now she's telling us how to wipe our asses? Please.
My husband also had a good anti-SC argument… She needs to stop making CDs not only because they suck, but also because the plastic and coatings are bad for the environment. At least paper is renewable.