Dads can be such a drag, how embarrassing.

Hmmm, he can vie with White Oprah as the ass-hole parent of the year award.

I say those to need to on some kind of reality show. So maybe the kids suffer but they should be used to it by now.

New on Fox, Celebrity Parents Showdown. Two stage parents enter the ring…….only ONE comes out.

I don't know who I'd put my money on but the winner has to fight Michael Lohan.

how about a reality show where they adopt real kids, without talent and see how well they can raise a kid born with fetal alcohol syndrome or some such shit.

I like how you think. In that case I would put my money on Dina. No matter how hard Joe tries, he still hasn't gotten even one of his daughters in rehab.

Not even a small car chase all he's got is this stupid fight and Ashley dating a douche with eyeliner.

joe creeps me the hell out.

If my dad ever talked about my boobs the way Joe talks about Jessica's I'd sucker punch him. Then be sick. Then get a reduction… and therapy.

Just the words boobies and father being used in the same sentence makes me uncomftorble. Safe word, Gopher.

Oh god, it's true. Gopher! Change topic. Instead, does anyone know if Jessica and Ashlee have a mother? Or did she just burst forth from Joe like Athena from Zeus?

He's disgusting.

I remember seeing her on the show but she's dissappeared since. I think she tried to get in the way and she's been dispatched.

Or she's proably been demoted from mother to purse wrangler.

thou shalt not confuse christian stories with the stories of other cultures. in the bible, jessica comes out of joe's mouth, in egg form, at the end of level two.

Right, I always get that part wrong. Egg, I always think she came out of Pizza Hut Pop Bite.

I usually make that mistake too… but then I remember she's lactose intolerant and can't even go near the cheese she went on to be a spokesskank for.

That would explain why she walk around like she's holding back some bad gas.

CASTRO'S DEAD!! Fierce!!!!

Holding in the gas gives her excellent posture, and works the glutes! Fierce!

You know, looking at this picture of Joe, I no longer wonder where Jessica learned her "waiting for a dick to fall into my mouth" expression.

Finally, Castros death is confirmed! Fierce!

Wait is this official or is it coming from some green haired goblin? You people tease me. Did anybody here if Halle Berry is pregnant or not?

First off, I want to apoligize for the not spelling,*hear*, correctly. Second, 20th bitches!!!!!!!!

As much as I dislike Joe, this story doesn't sound very believable. I'd buy it more if he pushed his wife into the fray and told her to "get the second best thing you've ever done in your life" outta there. Then he'd "protectively" drape his arm around Ash's shoulder, look her up and down to "examine" if there were any damages, and call the paps to get a shot of his heroic efforts. That's the Papa Joe I know and loathe!

juju, i don't think halle is white enough to get a mention on this blog. try the alexander hamilton tag. or… whatever that guy's name is.

I think he sold the mother to offset the cost of Ashley's plastic surgery. They couldn't use Jessica's money.

Mrs. Simpson spends her days drinking Cosmos and playing bridge with Lynn Spears. True story.

I think she and Lynn are the same woman. Same haircut, same haircolor…

Halle is 3 months along and her mother is as white as your ass. I'm sure she can get some cedit on this blog!
This is surely gonna produce 5000000000 more comments
On your mark get set!

That's freaky true Lale. I think they should be in the second episode of, Celebrity Stage Parents.

Anywhooooooooooooo.

Halle Berry can't possibly be pregnant. I haven't heard word one about it on here, and since this is my only form of news from the outside world, I think I would know.

Nice try, Giron. Here's your snackie-poo, you little troll, you.

I hear there's a new show coming to VH1, they're looking for a few good trolls. Just putting it out there.

I don't even know who Halle Berry is.

i was told this was the new cool thread…i see why. it's cold up in here y'all…

halle is preganant…it's true…she's half-black, her model boyfriend is white so the baby is probably gonna look like zac efron.

NOOOOOOOO, isn't one Zac enough? He needs to be smacked in the face with a peni. Yeah, I didn't put and s there and that's what I meant.

Halle can't be pregnant. Bunnie never updated her rumor story.

Rumors and innuendo.

WTF. Gridiron thinks my ass is white? When did it stop being pampered? Can it be both? Does it have to say it's mixed?? & the real question– at what point will shim (love that, was that juju?)resort to calling someone a "fat fuck."

wait halle is 3 months a long? NO WAY! If she were Cord would have posted it.

eeew. zefron? lets pray her baby looks likeher

Yes, that would be I. But I only got that phrase from a Tranny on the mean streets of Dupont Circle. Apparently shim stole tranny's skirt and there was about to be a beat down of epic proportions. Never touch another mans skirt.

PETE IS NOT JUST SOME DOUCHE WHO WEARS EYELINER! Im so fucking sick of you guys talking about Pete.
GETTT OVERRRR YOURSELVESSSSSSS.

Chelsea!!!! Don't use language like that! You are totally gonna get grounded!