Disney star Vanessa Hudgens is slutting it up for attention again ??? this time with a sex tape. Vanessa, hon, we understand how it must feel to be used as Zac Efron’s beard, but you’re turning men around the world into pedophiles. It’s weird.
Sources say the 45 second video was taken on a cell phone. Hudgens is shown sitting under a Christmas tree wearing only a red Santa hat and red thong decorated with mistletoe.
‘I want Santa to come up my chimney because I???ve been a good little girl this year,’ Hudgens says.
Leave it to those Disney kids to keep up with the latest sex tape trends. Who knew you could even film that on a cell phone? We’re still trying to figure out the logistics; maybe those young whippersnappers can also teach us how to program that damn DVR while they’re at it.
This girl’s attempts at na??f titillation could only get more simultaneously boring and out-of-the-left-field if a video of her gyrating on a champagne glass full of baby formula turned up.
I’ll believe it when I see it.
oh yeah, then I might steal her idea…hey I’m married and I like to keep things spicy!
I’m confused as to how that’s a sex tape.
Please see my comment in the Bindi Irwin post.
BORN DEC 14 1988 THAT MAKES HER 19 YEARS OLD(ADULT)
Something about the idea of coming “up” someone’s chimney bothers me. Like water “up” the nose. Couldn’t she have said down or in?
I agree with you Lisa, and I think its gross to associate a chimney with a vagina. I mean, there is nothing sexy or attractive about a chimney.
Thanks, Chelsea… it’s good to know she’s now an adult slut. Makes it much more classy.
Maybe her’s is all smokey and sooty and whatnot?
Maybe fire shoots out of hers?
Well, cooter, you are the expert on, um, eponymous organs.
I’T SAYS UP above young wippersnappers, disney kids, pedophiles thats all I’m saying
“Maybe fire shoots out of hers?”
I think they have a shot for that now.
She just might be the original firecrotch.
HSM was filmed in 2004-2005 when she was like 16 or 17. I believe that’s the “Disney Kid” reference.
I heard about this a few months ago and I’m pretty sure it turned out to be a hoax started by some Web site.
wow this news is as old as vanessa’s vag is used up.
I’m sorry little Vanessa. This will still not make Zac want to touch your lady parts. It’s just not going to happen.
Yeah, Juje, maybe she should have dressed as Santa instead.
Yeah Juje, that’s what James would say.
you know it. ju is a gay man trapped in the body of hot housewife…i can’t wait ’til she comes out, moves to los angeles, gets a transplant and marries zac efron in a shocking gay civil ceremony. ju will totally be the top in that relationship.
have i mentioned elsewhere that zac is wayyyyy too gay looking for me? he looks like a really dainty flower of a woman.
LMAO xD!! That’s so comical. I mean… Zac must be terrible for her to be able to think of a line like that mid-way.. unless it was totally staged.
If it’s even real. But it probably is. I never buy into the whole ‘lol these Disney kids are great singers and great role models’.. man what the fuck happened to Disney? They used to be good. Now it’s populated with these dirty girls. Booo.
zac efron quote…
“i’m not good at dancing in pairs with girls…i just sort of let the girl lead and i sort of just go thru the motions…”
we all know why zac…we all know why.
Bless his heart. Maybe he’s just so stupid that he doesnt know yet. Surely he reads perez.
He needs a new straight coach. This one must hate him and is giving him the opposite things to say.
hay were’s the sex tape like im not a pervert i wanna see if it is true